Tiki Taki
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| Flag of Tiki Taki | |
| Motto: ALL FOR KENNY!! | |
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| Region | Malibu Islands |
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| Capital | Guanatongamo Bay |
| Official Language(s) | Tribal dialects; English |
| Leader | Gen. David Petrocelli |
| Population | 750,000 |
| Currency | tree-fiddy |
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Tiki Taki is a remote island nation discovered only recently in the Malibu Islands region. Presently it is governed by occupation forces of the Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny, which invaded the island in 2005 to contain the significant threat of weapons of mass destruction. [1] A Kenny government resort now stands where a hut once produced fearsome native spears that threatened the security of the civilized world. Though stripped of their weapons, the Tiki Taki tribesmen continue to thrive on their island; they have welcomed the invading forces as honored guests, and consider OMGTKK President Manuelo Fernanda a god.
About 750,000 natives live on Tiki Taki, with thousands of others taking up residence in OMGTKK and other nations. Amb. Fritz Conway of the Federal Republic the highest-placed official of Tiki Taki extraction in a foreign government.
Additional Material
- Tiki Taki: One Year On News article on the 2005 invasion
