Ariddian Ministry of Health Social Rights Rankings

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The Ariddian Ministry of Health maintains a list of foreign nations ranked by their level of social rights according to Ariddian governmental criteria. The Ministry does not release the precise criteria upon which it bases its rankings, but states that it takes "a wide variety of significant factors into account".

Nations are ranked from "very high" to "very low".

Somewhat surprisingly, ESAT is included, no doubt in an attempt by the Ariddian authorities to classify it as a foreign, sovereign nation. Many believe that the ranking conferred upon ESAT is, in fact, the ranking Ariddian confers upon itself.


Rank Nation Level
1 Bashenk very high
2 ESAT very high
3 Biotopia very high
4 Alasdair I Frosticus very high
5 North-West Ariddia high
6 San Adriano high
7 Aztec National League high
8 Errinundera high
9 Uhuh-Ropa high
10 Maxxe medium high
11 Danxico medium high
12 Federated Polynesian States medium high
13 Tanah Burung medium high
14 Andossa Se Mitrin Vega medium high
15 Total n Utter Insanity medium low
16 Ausserland medium low
17 Ceorana medium low
18 Pacitalia low
19 Knootoss low
20 Uhuh-Topia very low
21 Gruenberg very low
22 Fbrenia very low
23 Bram the Bored very low
24 Backwardistan very low
25 Omigodtheykilledkenny very low
26 West Ariddia very low

Notes:

  • It came as a surprise to some that North-West Ariddia was ranked only as "high", and not "very high". The Ariddian authorities have declined to comment on this matter.
  • Uhuh-Ropa, despite describing itself as a "plutocracy", is ranked "high". On this topic, Audrey Lake, Secretary for Health, said, "Their policies don't conform with what they say they are. The Uhuh-Ropean government seems committed to ensuring the well-being of its citizens. We commend them for it, and urge them to continue along this path."