Ness Snorlaxia
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| National motto: Det är tanken som räknas. | |||||
| National anthem: My Motherland, My Pride and Joy | |||||
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| Region | Hyrule | ||||
| Capitals | Fourside, Onett | ||||
| Largest city | Meltokio | ||||
| Official languages | English, Finnish, Japanese | ||||
| Government | Constitutional monarchy Albert VI Christina Noyarita | ||||
| Establishment • Second Empire |
3200 BC (legend) April 1, 1785 | ||||
| Area • Total • Water (%) |
10,000,012 km² 5.01% | ||||
| Population • 2005 est. • 2005 census • Density |
4,788,000,000 (1st) 4,000,000,000 ??/km² (??nd) | ||||
| GDP (PPP) • Total • Per capita |
As of 2005 $39,204,892,125,000 $8,188 | ||||
| Currency | Crown (₡) (NSCR)
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| Time zone • Summer (DST) |
CHT (UTC +0) CHST (UTC +1) | ||||
| Internet TLD | .ns | ||||
| Calling code | +095
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The Federated Kingdom of Ness Snorlaxia—which is commonly called Ness Snorlaxia or Nessia—is a federal constitutional monarchy of thirty states, two free cities, two grand duchies, and one overseas city, located primarily in the south-central part of the region of Hyrule.
Ness Snorlaxia has land borders with Kritschboilek, ReddyLand and Rhoderia, and territorial water boundries with Tri-Hylians and Rhoderia. It is also bordered by the Gulf of Hylia to the south and the Spearhead Sea to the east. The thity states and the two free cities of Fourside and Onett are all located within the region of Hyrule. The two grand duchies, of Lycia City (in Q102) and Zalaegerszeg (in Texas), are both located in different regions. Jakobstad, the only overseas city, is located in Aberdeen.
The legendary founding date of Ness Snorlaxia is 3200 B.C., when the semi-legendary Kaxue I unified the many tribes that lived in the area. More recent stuides have discovered that Ness Snorlaxia was founded about 100 to 400 years after that date. During the 18th and 19th century, the semi-ancient structures were replaced with more more modern and democratic institutions, and the nation went through a new era of changes, mainly through rapid industrialization and the introduction of liberalism. By the 20th century, Ness Snorlaxia emerged as a rather strong, free nation.
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History
Main articles: History of Ness Snorlaxia, Worldwide Ranking of Ness Snorlaxia
It is unknown where the ancient peoples of Ness Snorlaxia came from, but tribes of humans, Toads, and Goombas migrated and lived in the region.
Under the first King Kaxue I, these tribes were unified into one nation based around present-day Fourside. The first Ness Snorlaxian kingdom lasted from 3200 BC to 67 AD, having many different rulers and dynasties throughout its long history.
Towards the end of the first Kingdom, the nation was starting to become fragmented again, with various military leaders claiming part of the kingdom. Although king Cmouinguzda I attempted reform, it failed and the kingdom was officially dissolved March 24, 67.
The first Confederation was ruled by the ruling Kuliba (Kirby) dynasty, but many provincial leaders did not want a leader who only focused on his home region. The king was overthrown in 154, after a costly civil war.
The head of state was replaced by a person who would be elected every twenty years, but still be crowned as monarchs. The first person to be crowned this way was Kaxue LV Shuen of Ness Snorlaxia, who reigned 154-174. The Electorate governed Ness Snorlaxia until 345, when the powerful Kasobegetsu family and its military managed to take over the country. The Kasobegetsu kings ruled as dictators, until a rebellion led by Arujuxuruanduru V Shuen overthrew the dynasty. The Confederation and Electorate were restored, and governed the country until Posduxu IV turned the nation into a monarchy again.
Under the next three dynasties, the kings ruled benevolently as absolute monarchs, but with freedoms in mind for the average person. Ness Snorlaxian dominance in present day Super Mario Bros was also increasing, leading to the conquering of the area in 1307, starting the Ness Snorlaxian Empire. The kings and queens of the reigning Annuvopolou Dynasty and then Tanobi and Kuliba dynasties continued good governance, lasting until 1666.
Kaxue LXXXII of Ness Snorlaxia marked the turning point of the nation, as he was not interested in the colonies in Super Mario Bros. They were granted independence, but later, under Hurchxuu III, Doruxy VI, and Arujuxuruanduru VI, re-conquered the area in a long war. Kaxue LXXXIII, like the previous three kings, had no intention of giving the colony up.
On April 6, 1795, emperor Hurchxuu V was born and became heir to the throne. However, Kaxue LXXXIII was assassinated by an SMB revolutionary that was luring outside of his house, and Hurchxuu V became king ten seconds after his birth.
Under Hurchxuu V, Ness Snorlaxia entered its golden age, with the education, sciences, and technology advancing. Ness Snorlaxia also granted independence to Super Mario Bros, and the colonies of Lycia City, Zalaegerszeg, and PlayStation Portable (joint Ness Snorlaxian-Super Mario Brosian colony) were founded.
His reign lasted until 1922 - lasting 127 years. After his rule, however, Ness Snorlaxia was not as prosperous as it once was, the economy not being as strong as it once was. However, the nation has continued its liberal polices throughout the century, and is still one of the world's most liberal nations.
Geography
Topography
Ness Snorlaxia is located in south-central Hyrule. It consists of a mainland portion, along with the Grapefruit and Tangerine Islands located in the southeast. The terrain consists mostly of costal, lowland terrain along the coast and hilly interior. However, there are really tall mountains known as the Ness Mountains, located along the coastline. Ness Snorlaxia has a nautical border with Tri-Hylians.
The Kara forest, located in the northeast, is the largest forest in the country. It is protected by law, although other forests aren't, which was just recently repealed to help the growth of the economy. The Doko Doko Desert, located in the south, is the only desert in the country. Very small amounts of oil have been found, and so the primary industry there is tourism, as people go over there to see the desert and its tourist traps.
A vast amount of Ness Snorlaxia is urbanized, with many states having over 30 million people. The largest of the cities is Fourside, one of the capitals, which has since grown to include most of its neighbouring area.
- Arable land: 48%
- Permanent crops: 1%
- Other: 51%
Climate
As Ness Snorlaxia is a large country, the climate varies with area.
- Tangerine and Grapefruit Islands: warm, pleasant summers with mild, non-snowy winters
- Doko Doko Desert: Hot to warm summers with warm to mild winters
- Northeast area: Warm summers with cold to freezing snowy winters
- Northwest area: Hot to warm summers with mild to cold, sometimes snowy winters
- Southeast area: Mild climate all-year
- Ness Mountains: Climate varies with elevation
| Fourside | July High: 32.7°C July Low: 17.2°C January High: 11.1°C January Low: -6.1°C Precipitation: 818mm |
Meltokio | July High: 31.1°C July Low: 23.3°C January High: 7.2°C January Low: -12.7°C Precipitation: 369mm |
| Porvoo | July High: 33.3°C July Low: 26.1°C January High: 23.3°C January Low: 15.0°C Precipitation: 412mm |
Victoria | July High: 40.5°C July Low: 23.3°C January High: 3.3°C January Low: -15.0°C Precipitation: 1016mm |
Extreme elevations
- Lowest point: Tabaxu Hole, -61 m
- Highest point: Mountain of Unity, 7982 m
Maritime claims
- Exclusive fishing zone: 200 NM
- Territorial sea: 10 NM
Environmental problems
- A few major cities allow the burning of trash for energy production. Although this does solve power problems, it creates large amounts of pollution.
- Nuclear power plants that have been built contribute to radioactive contamination of an area. Even though the trash-burning power plants have lowered the amount of power plants needed, they have its own problem (see above).
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Subdivisions
Main article: Subdivisions of Ness Snorlaxia
Ness Snorlaxia is divided into 30 states, which are further divided into parishes and townships. There are also two cities - Onett and Fourside - that are not part of any other state.
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