Difference between revisions of "Ariddian Ministry of Health Social Rights Rankings"

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|3
 
|3
|[[Biotopia]]
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|[[Norderia]]
 
|<span style="color:#339966">very high</span>
 
|<span style="color:#339966">very high</span>
 
|-
 
|-
 
|4
 
|4
|[[Alasdair I Frosticus]]
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|[[Biotopia]]
 
|<span style="color:#339966">very high</span>
 
|<span style="color:#339966">very high</span>
 
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|-
 
|5
 
|5
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|[[Ardchoille]]
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|<span style="color:#339966">very high</span>
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|6
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|[[Alasdair I Frosticus]]
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|<span style="color:#339966">very high</span>
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|7
 
|[[North-West Ariddia]]  
 
|[[North-West Ariddia]]  
 
|<span style="color:green">high</span>
 
|<span style="color:green">high</span>
 
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|-
|6
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|8
 
|[[San Adriano]]  
 
|[[San Adriano]]  
 
|<span style="color:green">high</span>
 
|<span style="color:green">high</span>
 
|-
 
|-
|7
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|9
 
|[[Aztec National League]]  
 
|[[Aztec National League]]  
 
|<span style="color:green">high</span>
 
|<span style="color:green">high</span>
 
|-
 
|-
|8
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|10
 
|[[Errinundera]]  
 
|[[Errinundera]]  
 
|<span style="color:green">high</span>
 
|<span style="color:green">high</span>
 
|-
 
|-
|9
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|11
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|[[Yelda]]
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|<span style="color:green">high</span>
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|-
 +
|12
 
|[[Uhuh-Ropa]]  
 
|[[Uhuh-Ropa]]  
 
|<span style="color:green">high</span>
 
|<span style="color:green">high</span>
 
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|10
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|13
 
|[[Maxxe]]  
 
|[[Maxxe]]  
 
|<span style="color:#999933">medium high</span>
 
|<span style="color:#999933">medium high</span>
 
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|-
|11
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|14
 
|[[Danxico]]  
 
|[[Danxico]]  
 
|<span style="color:#999933">medium high</span>
 
|<span style="color:#999933">medium high</span>
 
|-
 
|-
|12
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|15
 
|[[Federated Polynesian States]]  
 
|[[Federated Polynesian States]]  
 
|<span style="color:#999933">medium high</span>
 
|<span style="color:#999933">medium high</span>
 
|-
 
|-
|13
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|16
 
|[[Tanah Burung]]  
 
|[[Tanah Burung]]  
 
|<span style="color:#999933">medium high</span>
 
|<span style="color:#999933">medium high</span>
 
|-
 
|-
|14
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|17
 
|[[Andossa Se Mitrin Vega]]  
 
|[[Andossa Se Mitrin Vega]]  
 
|<span style="color:#999933">medium high</span>
 
|<span style="color:#999933">medium high</span>
 
|-
 
|-
|15
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|18
 
|[[Total n Utter Insanity]]  
 
|[[Total n Utter Insanity]]  
 
|<span style="color:orange">medium low</span>
 
|<span style="color:orange">medium low</span>
 
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|-
|16
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|19
 
|[[Ausserland]]  
 
|[[Ausserland]]  
 
|<span style="color:orange">medium low</span>
 
|<span style="color:orange">medium low</span>
 
|-
 
|-
|17
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|20
 
|[[Ceorana]]  
 
|[[Ceorana]]  
 
|<span style="color:orange">medium low</span>
 
|<span style="color:orange">medium low</span>
 
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|-
|18
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|21
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|[[Allech-Atreus]]
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|<span style="color:orange">medium low</span>
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|22
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|[[Tzorsland]]
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|<span style="color:orange">medium low</span>
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|23
 
|[[Pacitalia]]  
 
|[[Pacitalia]]  
 
|<span style="color:brown">low</span>
 
|<span style="color:brown">low</span>
 
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|-
|19
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|24
 
|[[Knootoss]]  
 
|[[Knootoss]]  
 
|<span style="color:brown">low</span>
 
|<span style="color:brown">low</span>
 
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|-
|20
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|25
 
|[[Uhuh-Topia]]  
 
|[[Uhuh-Topia]]  
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
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|-
|21
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|26
 
|[[Gruenberg]]  
 
|[[Gruenberg]]  
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
|-
 
|-
|22
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|27
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|[[Karmicaria]]
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|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
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|-
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|28
 
|[[Fbrenia]]  
 
|[[Fbrenia]]  
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
|-
 
|-
|23
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|29
 
|[[Bram the Bored]]  
 
|[[Bram the Bored]]  
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
|-
 
|-
|24
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|30
 
|[[Backwardistan]]  
 
|[[Backwardistan]]  
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
|-
 
|-
|25
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|31
 
|[[Omigodtheykilledkenny]]  
 
|[[Omigodtheykilledkenny]]  
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
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|-
|26
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|32
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|[[Cluichstan]]
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|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
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|33
 
|[[West Ariddia]]  
 
|[[West Ariddia]]  
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|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
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|34
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|[[The Palentine]]
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
|<span style="color:red">very low</span>
 
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* It came as a surprise to some that [[North-West Ariddia]] was ranked only as "high", and not "very high". The Ariddian authorities have declined to comment on this matter.
 
* It came as a surprise to some that [[North-West Ariddia]] was ranked only as "high", and not "very high". The Ariddian authorities have declined to comment on this matter.
 
* [[Uhuh-Ropa]], despite describing itself as a "plutocracy", is ranked "high". On this topic, Audrey Lake, Secretary for Health, said, "Their policies don't conform with what they say they are. The Uhuh-Ropean government seems committed to ensuring the well-being of its citizens. We commend them for it, and urge them to continue along this path."
 
* [[Uhuh-Ropa]], despite describing itself as a "plutocracy", is ranked "high". On this topic, Audrey Lake, Secretary for Health, said, "Their policies don't conform with what they say they are. The Uhuh-Ropean government seems committed to ensuring the well-being of its citizens. We commend them for it, and urge them to continue along this path."
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* Secretary of State [[Alex Tehrani]] of [[Omigodtheykilledkenny]] once [http://z6.invisionfree.com/UN_Old_Guard/index.php?showtopic=1350 protested] against these rankings, calling them "biased and uninformed".
  
  
 
[[Category:Politics and government of the Ariddian Isles]]
 
[[Category:Politics and government of the Ariddian Isles]]
 
[[Category:Uhuhland]]
 
[[Category:Uhuhland]]

Revision as of 14:10, 6 November 2006

The Ariddian Ministry of Health maintains a list of foreign nations ranked by their level of social rights according to Ariddian governmental criteria. The Ministry does not release the precise criteria upon which it bases its rankings, but states that it takes "a wide variety of significant factors into account".

Nations are ranked from "very high" to "very low".

Somewhat surprisingly, ESAT is included, no doubt in an attempt by the Ariddian authorities to classify it as a foreign, sovereign nation. Many believe that the ranking conferred upon ESAT is, in fact, the ranking Ariddian confers upon itself.


Rank Nation Level
1 Bashenk very high
2 ESAT very high
3 Norderia very high
4 Biotopia very high
5 Ardchoille very high
6 Alasdair I Frosticus very high
7 North-West Ariddia high
8 San Adriano high
9 Aztec National League high
10 Errinundera high
11 Yelda high
12 Uhuh-Ropa high
13 Maxxe medium high
14 Danxico medium high
15 Federated Polynesian States medium high
16 Tanah Burung medium high
17 Andossa Se Mitrin Vega medium high
18 Total n Utter Insanity medium low
19 Ausserland medium low
20 Ceorana medium low
21 Allech-Atreus medium low
22 Tzorsland medium low
23 Pacitalia low
24 Knootoss low
25 Uhuh-Topia very low
26 Gruenberg very low
27 Karmicaria very low
28 Fbrenia very low
29 Bram the Bored very low
30 Backwardistan very low
31 Omigodtheykilledkenny very low
32 Cluichstan very low
33 West Ariddia very low
34 The Palentine very low

Notes:

  • It came as a surprise to some that North-West Ariddia was ranked only as "high", and not "very high". The Ariddian authorities have declined to comment on this matter.
  • Uhuh-Ropa, despite describing itself as a "plutocracy", is ranked "high". On this topic, Audrey Lake, Secretary for Health, said, "Their policies don't conform with what they say they are. The Uhuh-Ropean government seems committed to ensuring the well-being of its citizens. We commend them for it, and urge them to continue along this path."
  • Secretary of State Alex Tehrani of Omigodtheykilledkenny once protested against these rankings, calling them "biased and uninformed".