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'''Jenny Chiang''', described as "a macho Navy commando in a corset and a thong" [http://z6.invisionfree.com/UN_Old_Guard/index.php?showtopic=557&view=findpost&p=9177733], is the [[Federal Republic]]'s deputy national security adviser, security attaché to the [[United Nations]], and an informal rep to [[UN DEFCON]]. An officer in a naval "[[Omigodtheykilledkenny#Kenny Armed Forces|Stripper Commandos]]" brigade during the [[History of Antarctic Oasis#Team Antarctica: World Police|OMGTKK-HOCEK War]], Chiang was afforded the rank of Navy [[Wikipedia:commander|commander]] in March 2006 and given command over the security detail for OMGTKK's [[OMGTKK Mission to the United Nations|UN mission]]. In addition (probably to stave off a potential sexual-harassment lawsuit [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12832217&postcount=86]),  [[President of the Federal Republic|President]] [[Manuelo Fernanda]] appointed her deputy to National Security Adviser [[Karen Greene]] in 2007.
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'''Jenny Chiang''', described as "a macho Navy commando in a corset and a thong" [http://z6.invisionfree.com/UN_Old_Guard/index.php?showtopic=557&view=findpost&p=9177733], is the [[Federal Republic]]'s deputy national security adviser, security attaché to the [[United Nations]], and an informal rep to [[UN DEFCON]]. An officer in a naval "[[Omigodtheykilledkenny#Kenny Armed Forces|Stripper Commandos]]" brigade during the [[The Eternal Kawaii|Kawaiian]] [[History of Antarctic Oasis#Team Antarctica: World Police|Kitten Revolution]], Chiang was afforded the rank of Navy [[Wikipedia:commander|commander]] in March 2006 and given command over the security detail for OMGTKK's [[OMGTKK Mission to the United Nations|UN mission]]. In addition (probably to stave off a potential sexual-harassment lawsuit [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12832217&postcount=86]),  [[President of the Federal Republic|President]] [[Manuelo Fernanda]] appointed her deputy to National Security Adviser [[Karen Greene]] in 2007. Chiang's surname derives from that of Chinese republican hero [[Wikipedia:Chiang Kai-shek|Chiang Kai-shek]], from whom the commander claims direct lineage.
  
When Chiang's former superior, ex-[[List of Ambassadors to the United Nations|Ambassador]] [[Jack Riley]], was placed on "medical leave," Chiang was given substantial authority to formulate mission policy, especially as it applied to national- and international-security matters. She often speaks for the Federal Republic during [[General Assembly]] [[UN floor|floor]] debates and drafting sessions, and is considered the more blunt and "brutally honest" speaker on OMGTKK's UN team. She is a steadfast advocate for rudeness, profanity and incivility on the UN floor. Her rather zealous efforts at protecting the mission from perceived threats have come under scrutiny: she has been accused, if not formally charged, with using torture on terror suspects [http://z11.invisionfree.com/Antarctic_Oasis/index.php?showtopic=304&view=findpost&p=6350386], spearheading "illegal" wiretaps [http://z11.invisionfree.com/Antarctic_Oasis/index.php?showtopic=125&view=findpost&p=4352605], and installing listening devices in the UN [[Strangers' Bar]] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11777554&postcount=4221], where she is a frequent customer.
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When her former superior, ex-[[List of Ambassadors to the United Nations|Ambassador]] [[Jack Riley]], was placed on "medical leave," Chiang was granted authority to formulate mission policy, especially as it applied to national- and international-security matters. She often speaks for the Federal Republic during [[General Assembly]] [[UN floor|floor]] debates and drafting sessions, and is considered the more blunt and "brutally honest" speaker on OMGTKK's UN team. She is a steadfast advocate for rudeness, profanity and incivility on the UN floor. Her rather zealous efforts at protecting the mission and its staff from perceived threats have come under scrutiny: she has been accused, if not formally charged, with using torture on terror suspects [http://z11.invisionfree.com/Antarctic_Oasis/index.php?showtopic=304&view=findpost&p=6350386], spearheading "illegal" wiretaps [http://z11.invisionfree.com/Antarctic_Oasis/index.php?showtopic=125&view=findpost&p=4352605], and installing listening devices in the UN [[Strangers' Bar]] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11777554&postcount=4221], where she is a frequent customer.
  
 
She is said to share an excellent rapport with current Amb. [[Sammy Faisano]].
 
She is said to share an excellent rapport with current Amb. [[Sammy Faisano]].
 
 
==Additional Material==
 
==Additional Material==
 
* [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11433203&postcount=54 Profiles on OMGTKK UN Mission Staff]
 
* [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11433203&postcount=54 Profiles on OMGTKK UN Mission Staff]
 
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Revision as of 15:07, 10 July 2007

Jenny Chiang
lucyliu_payback.jpg
Nation
Omigodtheykilledkenny
Military Rank
CDR, FRN
Titles
Deputy National Security Adviser; Security Attaché to the United Nations
Age
29
Once said
"We're not baking cookies here; we're crafting international law, and there's no reason on Earth why we shouldn't express the positions of our respective governments with all due clarity and bluntness. ... You wanna make friends? Go visit the Strangers' Bar -- and as long as we're tossing out clichés, if ya can't take the heat, buddy, get the fuck out of the kitchen!"

Jenny Chiang, described as "a macho Navy commando in a corset and a thong" [1], is the Federal Republic's deputy national security adviser, security attaché to the United Nations, and an informal rep to UN DEFCON. An officer in a naval "Stripper Commandos" brigade during the Kawaiian Kitten Revolution, Chiang was afforded the rank of Navy commander in March 2006 and given command over the security detail for OMGTKK's UN mission. In addition (probably to stave off a potential sexual-harassment lawsuit [2]), President Manuelo Fernanda appointed her deputy to National Security Adviser Karen Greene in 2007. Chiang's surname derives from that of Chinese republican hero Chiang Kai-shek, from whom the commander claims direct lineage.

When her former superior, ex-Ambassador Jack Riley, was placed on "medical leave," Chiang was granted authority to formulate mission policy, especially as it applied to national- and international-security matters. She often speaks for the Federal Republic during General Assembly floor debates and drafting sessions, and is considered the more blunt and "brutally honest" speaker on OMGTKK's UN team. She is a steadfast advocate for rudeness, profanity and incivility on the UN floor. Her rather zealous efforts at protecting the mission and its staff from perceived threats have come under scrutiny: she has been accused, if not formally charged, with using torture on terror suspects [3], spearheading "illegal" wiretaps [4], and installing listening devices in the UN Strangers' Bar [5], where she is a frequent customer.

She is said to share an excellent rapport with current Amb. Sammy Faisano.

Additional Material

fernandasmall3.jpg Officials of the Fernanda Administration
Manuelo Fernanda | Antigone Morgan | Alex Tehrani | Jack Riley | Jimmy Baca | Charlie Valentine | Karen Greene | Susa Batko-Yovino | Jenny Chiang