Motion Pictures of NS

A reference page to the Motion Picture Industry from around the world in Nation States.

See also Music of NS

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A Controversial Movie:

The Retarded President

This movie is about an entirely fiction president in a fictional nation where the people elected a leader that was mentaly retarded. Soon after that nation was attacked by terreriosts and destroyed two large buildings and damaged the center of their millitary, the pentagon. he then sent troops into the nation harboring the terrorists and won. After this he sent in troops to a county that was reported to have WMDs and overthrew the tyrant that was in control if the county. then an inssurency started and then it ends leaving the country on the verge of a civil war.

Aqua Anu

Popular Movies: Aqua River-A love story of several people from diffrent countires (OC-13: Sexual Content, Strong Thematic Content)

I Know Why the River Cries

A heart tugging drama about based on true events of a massive flood that struck AQA years ago. (OC-13: Peril, some sexual content/nudity, disater related violence, and situations)

Sapphire A long but popular movie about an ocean liner as it struggles through the rough seas (R: Intense Peril, Sexuality, Nudity, Language, some violence

Risque Movies:

Thunder Well recived but criticized because of it's heavy teen sexual content. Several teens must survive on their own on a small island, after their parents leave to gather food. An approaching Hurricane threatens (R: Strong Sexual Content)

Flood

A massive disaster movie about what might happen in Aqua Anu some day (R: Intense Disaster Peril)

Nightmare Island

A Grizzly horror flick (AO: Stong Grizzly horror violence)

Certification: Is mandatory

AAA: Acceptable for All Audiences

OC: Older Children ages 7 and up

OC-13 for Children Over the Age of 13, a Parent may take their younger kids in

R: Restricted Under 18 Requires Accompanyment from Parent of Adult Guadian

AO: Adults Only, No one 17 and Under Admitted

Aequatian

Famous Movies

The Day the Sky Cried - A war drama about the Federban War following two individuals, a woman living within Magna Casa and an Army Infantry Officer deployed to Federban during the conflict. The film depicts, graphically, the chemical attacks on the Aequatian major cities during the peace talks and a famous incident where an Army unit prevented the destruction of a city within Federban by Marine units. One of the more patriotic war films, it has some of the best production values, especially in practical and computer-generated effects, as well as great acting on the part of Harold Black, who plays President Bomfy, in a scene where he debates retaliating against the nation of Federban using SS-18 Satan missiles armed with thermonuclear warheads in the nation's first deployment of nuclear weapons.

Ariddia

Ariddia, an underdeveloped, Third World nation, does produce films, but most of them are low-budget, often quite intellectual, and are not well known abroad. Probably the only Ariddian film to have met with critical acclaim abroad was Daybreak, adapted by Serge Feagiai from the eponymous novel by Abel Moeaki. Daybreak depicts the tentative, ultimately doomed friendship of two soldiers on opposite sides during a ferocious war. The focus of the film (as of the novel) is on the lives of the soldiers, and of civilians affected by the hostilities; the war itself is perceived as a senseless, violent, meaningless blur. Daybreak was described as powerful, moving and shocking.

Other Ariddian films include Jean-Bernard Gaspin's documentary You Say You Want a Revolution, about the 1985 election which brought about Ariddia's Social Republic, and Jane Ash's Sylvia, based on Keith Isaac's fantasy novel of the same name. Daybreak, You Say You Want a Revolution and Sylvia were all screened at the Montréal Foreign Film Festival in Kelse.

Beyond the Horizon (Valentin Lechêne and Ann Uish) is considered a masterpiece within Ariddia, but has not been exported to any significant degree. Transposing history into a cinematrographic epic, it relates the amazing voyages undertaken by Indigenous Ariddians to the Arctic in the fifteenth century. Extrapolating from archeological evidence and Indigenous oral histories, the film remains faithful to known facts, while conveying a sense of awe at the Wymgani explorers' astonishing achievements.

Asgarnieu

Television and Film Laws of Asgarnieu dictate all films and television brodcasts in the nation. Asgarnieu is home to Commonwealth Productions, a major filming company.

The most popular film in Asgarnian history is The Great Attack. It is a film depicting the horror of a rebel attack on Balkan City in 1934. It is one of the most influential films in Asgarnian history.

Bazalonia

The Office of Film and Litarature Classification in Bazalonia has a number rankings, most have direct equivalents to the international standards but there is at least one

• E, A film has been classified in accordance with regulations about educational films, as such may depict things other categories cannot in an appropriate and careful manner.

• RC, There may be an instance where a film may be deemed inappropriate for any audience, examples of such instances include films depicting Pedophilia or depictions of torture. Should a Refused Classification (RC) rating be given it cannot be imported into Bazalonia.

• X+18, This Classification is for content that is deemed to be pornographic, X+18 have strict restrictions on regulations on where and how they can be displayed or watched

• R+18, for explicit non-sexual content, usually nudity or violence and gore. Viewing is restricted to rhose over 18 or those who's legal guardians are watching it with them may involve drug use. Equivalent to international R+18 rating.

• M+15, for non-explicit nudity oe violence to the level where it is deemed inappropriate for young viewers. This is a category that most horrors fit in. Only those 15 or older can watch it without a responsible guardian. May involve Drug use. Equivalent to international R+15 rating

• M, for content that is considered adult that is non-explicit, no gratuitious violence is allowed but fight scenes as well sexual references are allowed, swearwords can be used upto a certain degree. No drug use allowed but references to drugs or it's usage are. Equivalent to international +15R rating

• PG, Mild violence only, an occasional context supported swear word or 2 is allowed, Mild sexual references that can be interpreted in different ways are allowed. Drug references are inappropriate. Equivalent to International PG-12 rating

• G - Everyone, No sexual references or swearing. Mild Violence only supported by context. Equivalent to international G rating.

Bazalonian Movies

• Extinction (M), A Sci-Fi Thriller, life on the planet earth is extinct only a few known survivors remain in a spaceship, something however is leading the human race... to Extinction. (Showing at Piemon International Film Festival Winner of Best Sci-Fi, Thriller and Best Special Effects @ PIFF)

• Just Another Day at the Office (M), A women living a droll life in a large ficticious banking institution comes into possetion of Briefcase, suddenly 3 groups of people are after her, or the briefcase. Things go from dull to exciting in this Action blockbuster, this is not Just Another Day at the Office. (Showing at Piemon International Film Festival - Winner of Best Original Song @ PIFF)

• The Prop (M), A Comedy where a Propsmaster of a leading Bazalonian theatrical society gets tasked with creating a Gaudy time machine for an over the top production of "And the Space Belle Tolls", a play that requires the use of said Time Machine, using items he finds in his garage he manages to create a prop, but hilarity ensues when he realises that the time machine, is an actual time machine. (Showing at Piemon International Film Festival and shown at Montreal Foreign Film Festival - Winner of Best Comedy @ PIFF)

Commonalitarianism

Buddhist Warrior 1 and 2: About a buddhist super soldier who sneaks into Red Tide 2 and overthrows the government ending the genocide against the buddhists. Graphic gratuitous violence (R)

Superagent 151: A movie about how the Commonalitarianism destroyed the terrorist Red Sons of Tilea. (R) Graphic violence

Conquering Space: A movie about building the giant junk space station so people can colonize the stars (GA) Documentary.

Recovering Treasure In Scandinvan: Documentary about recovering massive treasure in Scandinvan by the International Undersea Salvage Cooperative (GA) Documentary. Shown both in the Commonalitarianism and Scandinvan. 6 hours of footage and 6 shows each 1 hour long.

Cookesland

The cinematic industry in Cookesland is centered around the southern city of Ariana. rating are managed by The Film Classification Association of Cookesland. (A) equivalent to a "G" rated movie all may see it. (B)Above 13- Mature content (C)Above 15 (D)Above 13 with an Adult (E) Adult

The most popular Cookeslandic movies are:

• Nationstates: The Musical -all your favorite NS Characters, Despots, Mods, and of couse Max Barry. Includes such loved songs as:The Pacifican Shuffle, Don't Get Banned, and SpAm My Heart Away.
• Forgotten - a tale set in the future that tells the story of Geoffrey, an underpaid Detective for a corrupt Mega-City's Government and Marina, a world-famous movie-star and singer, who are boyfriend and girlfriend. Their relationship is put to the test as they seek to make the Mega-City a better place for everyone.

Edoniakistanbabweagua

Popular Movies of Edoniakistanbabweagua

Ao'n: The story of a young child that has the ability to speak to an ancient dog spirit named Ao'n. The two form a strong bond throughout his childhood, but as mysterious wolflike attacks plague the town of Tierra, their friendship is put to the test.

Rating: NB-13

City of Steel: Taking place in the violent streets of San Acero, this is the story of Eduardo, a member of the Puerto Rican gang, Las Arañas Negras. The gang controls the entire urban underground, police, and even the governor, but wars with countless gangs from Triads and Russians to Cubans and Aryan Supremesists. Eduardo has broken the rules of the gang and saw the leader of Las Arañas. He is now a marked man, being hunted by Arañas and SWAT before he can turn in the legendary leader of the most powerful gang in San Acero, Edoniakistanbabweagua. Based on a true story.

Rating: 21+ for Drugs, Violence, Racism, Sex, Foul Language, and Illegal Themes.

Controversial Movies

City of Steel: City of Steel takes place in the gang plagued city of San Acero. Many people were most offended by the various racial remarks made by the characters in the movie and the portrayal of some of the races as being "stereotypical gangsters". The most controversial scene in the entire was without a doubt the scene in which the white supremisists, known in the movie as the Hand of the Aryan God, lock up several hispanics inside a slumbuilding and set it on fire, leaving behind a flaming Nazi swastika in the ground. Many theaters threatened to ban it, but after record sales in one weekend the theaters began defending the movie from critics

Edward City

Ratings:

TP: All audiences

7+: 7 or older

13+ :13 or older

16+: 16 or older

18+: 18 or older

The most important movies in Edward City are:

• Call of Duty: Talks about two soldiers of the Edward City Army who have landed on enemy territory to help the rest of the army to trespass enemy lines and have been captured by the enemy, Nazi Germany, and after that they will escape and try to make its way to the battlefield to return their homes.

Emerald Springs

Certification: (mandated by law)'

U Youth. All Ages Admiteed

K+ Older Children, Content May Not Be Suitable for Younger Children

T For Children 13 and Older, Contents May not be suitable for Those Under 13

R Restricted Content not suitable For thoes Under 17, Accompanyment Required

R18Adults Only, not suitbable For Anyone 18 and Under

X18Pornogrpahic, Contains Stong Sexual Content, not suitable for anyone under 21

E Exempt from Classfication For Educational Uses

X18 Films can only be sold in licensed porn shops.

Popular Movies

E.S. Loves movies. There are plenty of popular films foreing or domestic, that have captured audiences

Star Wars (1977) Both Orginal and Re-edited was a smash hit in E.S. (K+)

Confednetal Confessions (2006) Now holding a place in the Montreal Film Awards, was a sleeper-hit. Becoming popular, and grossing over $500 Million. The film invloves some of lifes harshes curve-balls amongst teens. Directed by the notable female director Sofia Camrill. (R)

The Band While a critical flop, was also a high profit movie, and still loved more by the general public than the critics. Although the Motion Pictures Society of E.S. loved the film. (K+)

Storm another popular film about a small farm community threatned by harsh storms. (T)

Fantasy Quest

A 6 film fantasy series about a girl, her freinds, and their quest to obtain powerful gems, before the bad guys do. Inspired by the Lord of the Rings, but with notable diffrences. Written and Directed by Sofia Kamrill (T)

Controversial

Certian movies we're so controversial, they ended up being banned, otherwise recalled.

the Film Saw (2005) Was so graphic, that several on the film ratings board, we're sick to their stommacs. It did pass with an R18 Rating, but the Uncut version, was banned.

Hostel Another horror flick, was deemed "too much." Fans of the fim who saw it outside of E.S. begged for it's release. They did, however it was branded with and X18 Rating, even though it wasn't purley pornographic. Appeals we're rejected to turn it down to R18, but all appeals faild. The high rating killed Hostel and it was recalled.

Flight 116

A fictional story about a hijacked airliner, stired so much ruckus, it was nearly recalled. But still it was a block buster and it wasn't recalled (R)

House Hold Names

Sofia Kamrill is the most prolifc Female Director in E.S. She writes a great deal of her films, and has won several awards. Confedntal Confessions is to date her most award nominations yet.

Alex Bindiger is another great director. He's turned a few heads, but he always says You have to push the envelope every now and again.

Jim Brinkmann A well known composer. He always works with Sofia Kamrill on her picturs, and has won a Society Award (MP-Society of E.S.) for Fantasy Quest and may be nominated for Confedental Confessions

Granade Turquesa Isla

GTI enjoys a great deal of films in the country

Some of the most popular films in the country Gisela opens up at #1 in the Box Office, and is considered the best movie ever made in GTI. (Rated M/18) (H-Town)

A.L.L.E.N.A. a film about a cyborg girl seeking to become real. As easy as it sounds it's really not. She must try to go against her programing, her programing to kill (Rated M/16) (GTI)

is another foreign film Irvine&Me (Kanami) a documenty about how Genetic Projects are negatively affecting farmers

is again a local film about a bunch of kids pulling off the ultimate prank The Hoax as it is known is a funny and fast comedy (M/12)

is Midnight Cowgirl a ranch raised girl who will stop at nothing to keep her ranch in her family. (M/12)

Currently a film deal is in the work about a current citizen who is making a long and dangerous trek around the world by boat. Some are suspecting it will be called Catalina

Another film is a horror film known as Axe It's about a insane farmer that steals children and kills them with axes, and 5 teenagers along with 5 young children must escape his 100 acers or else. (M/18)

There is a great show that features pirates in the sky. Sky Pirates as it is known, is a band of young pirates trolling the skies and the people that are trying to stop them. (M/6)

Controversial Movies:

Lighthouse was a sucess but very controversial in it's nature. It involves a young teenage mother and father that move into an old lighthouse and take it over. The reason it was so controversial because it seemed to be pro-teenage parenthood, and almost made it look to easy and triumphent, which most in GTI argue is simply not the case.

The Studio known at A.F. (Atheistic Films) has produced a number of controversial films that have all been anti-religion

His Holiness A parody of the Pope and the Catholic Church.

Mormonica Another comedy film only making fun the Mormon church

Luthy Another anti religious comedy about Lutherns.

All of these have been hashed by the religious populations.

Certification is Mandated on all films:

M/4 For persons of age 4 and above. Content with this rating should be of short duration and easy to understand and it should not provoke fear and/or collide with the sense of fantasy of this age.

M/6 For persons of age 6 and above.

M/12 For persons of age 12 and above. This rating is for content that due to its length and complexity, can provoke in younger viewers fatigue and psychiatric trauma. Younger viewers must be accompanied by an adult.

M/16 For persons of age 16 and above. This rating is for content that explores, in excessive terms, aspects of sexuality, physical and psychic violence. Younger viewers must be accompanied by an adult.

M/18 For persons of age 18 and above. This rating is for content of pornographic nature and/or that explores pathological forms of physical and psychic violence. Younger viewers must be accompanied by an adult, although if they are too young, the person responsible for admission into movie theaters can deny entrance.

Kanami

Block Busters and the Movies the Stir

Recentally some heavy movies have stired attention either in a good way, or in a concerned way.

The now becoming infamous documentry War Mongrels alleging how the government is becoming very war hungry, and getting involved in too many wars. The tag line is a mockery of the National Motto Unity Justice, Freedom and War War WAR!!! Recived an R rating but only on appeal.

One of the most classic movies of all time is one that is always redone time and time again.

Yasashii Himura also known as Y.H. was a smash hit and held it's water at the Box Office grossing nearly $60 Million, and wining 20 diffrent awards. The film follows the life of the nation's founder from start to finish. It was first made in 1970 remade in 1980, remade again only with from diffrent aspects in 1990, and and two plots are underway to restore and master the 1970 version, and to remake it exactly from the same screenplay.

A well known studio is Teen Films Ltd. Which makes films staring, and aimed at teens. Fantasy, Drama, Romance, Adventure, everygenre has come out. But they have come under fire for often producing a fair share of heavily erotic films, or sometimes even dangerous. Sea Voyage is perhaps their most talked about yet. It features two teens (Boy Freind/Girl Friend) on a sailing trip together. It was a wild romantic journey through harsh storms, featuring nudity and innuendo. Not to mention the heavy peril involved. (Recived an MA-15 rating)

Marry-Go-Round-Silly-Go-Round

A documentry showing the repetition and redundence of the United Nations. With the endless repeals and re-written resolutions, and it's sad and mandated forces. (MA-15)

Guilds

The dominate group is the Arts Academy which overseas everything from Video Games, to Motion Pictures.

Others inculde:

The Directors Guild

The Writers Guild

Actors Guild'

Kanami Society of Cinematography (K.S.C.)

Kanami Cinema Editors (K.C.E.)

Casting Society of Kanami (C.S.K)

Generally entertainment goes uncensord. Usually because most get a Certification from the Kanami Board of Entertainment Classification and Ratings. (KBECR) Certification is optional though, and a good deal of indepent films go with out an offical rating.

Ratings: (Movies)

GA-General Audiences All Ages Admitted

PG-Parental Guidence

MA-13 Mature Audiences over 13 Strongly Recommended

MA-15 Restricted to Audiences Under 15 Must Be Accompanied by Adut Guradian or Parent

R-Restricted Under 17

NC-17 No One 17 and Under Admitted

X-19 Pornographic. No one 19 and Under Admitted

Can only be shown in restricted Theaters, sold in certain shops, and on certain websites

I'm So High (1977) which was a movie about drugs was banned because of it's heavy pro drug use. It was finally released in 1980 with an NC-17 Rating and it was cut.

Christ (2000) A movie featuring the life of Jesus Christ almost was banned. However as Kanami is not an extreemly secular nation it still made it to theaters. It was however given an R rating for the graphic crusifixtion sceen.

Come Come Paradise (1990) was orginally banned due to it's very violent nature. However the movie becuase it was a war movie it was understood why it was so violent. (NC-17)

Other Non Domestic Films have stirred up Kanami like no other

the Drama A Civil Action (1998) Was block buster in Kanami. Grossing in at 3rd under Y.H. it was amongst the films to continue push Kanami into anit-capitalism. (USA) (Rated PG-13/M-13)

Roger and Me (1989) was the documentry that really stirred up the disturst against mega corperations. It sparked the Parlment to pass harsher anti-trust laws, and stricter Foreign Business Policey. (USA) (R/M-15)

Magic Sorcery

M.S. has recently started up our Motion Pictures Industry and is slowly breaking into it. Although we have had photography for some time.

Certification:

Certification is only madated for international films. Domestic Films it's optional. Ratings are set by the VRC (Video Rating Council)

GA-General Audiences: Appropriate for all audiences. No blood or graphic violence. No profanity, no mature sexual themes and no usage of drugs or alcohol.

MA-13 — Mature Audiences: Parental Discretion Advised. The film is suitable for audiences thirteen years of age or older. Could have some blood in it and more intense violence. Also may contain nudity (Sexual or sesual) harsh language, or otherwise very strong mature themes.

MA-17 — Mature Audiences: Not appropriate for minors. Thef ilm is suitable for audiences seventeen years of age or older. Film could have lots of blood, graphic violence, mature sexual themes, profanity, drug or alcohol usage. Theme may be too intense for younger audiences

AO-18-Adults Only: Film contains strong sexual themes and/or sexual related violence (i.e. graphic rape sceens)

Popular Films

So far the most popular films have been foreing films.

Fantasy Quest (Emerald Springs) was a block buster grossing over a billon dollars. (GA)

The domestic film Kyoko was also a great sucess. The film follows a young girl named Kyoko as she goes through life, and perils. (MA-13)

A short film called Rise To Power Chronicles Chancellor Seshiro Kotobuki's short time in office, and how he led M.S. into serious trouble. (MA-13)

Another Tales of the Sea was a commerical disaster but a critical succes. It follows a group of teens trying to survive a long and horendus journey accorss the fictional ocean called Zyx. (MA-17)

Adult Films arre only shown in theators and are not for sale on home enterntainment. All films under this are automatically given AO-18, or sometimes Z in some parts of the country. For example a film called Get Down Tonight while rated AO-18 in northern M.S. would be rated Z in more rural places, to avoid illiteracy confusion.

Gisela (H-Town Tejas) which just opened, was a block buster hit, and one to be rembered forever. The life of a 15-year old Latina named Gisela Perez during the Tejano Civil War. In an unlucky town that is constantly the scene of fighting between the democratic socialist Tejano Proletariat Army and the fascist government's Social Republic Army, Gisela must take care of her four younger siblings and herself, all the while dealing with the intense guerilla warfare going on in her country, her mother's death, her father's disappearance, the abuse she must endure from the SRA, and her friends' involvement with the TPA. Based off the accounts of Modesta Jacinta Cruz, a girl who lived in the "unoccupiable city" of San Angelo during the Tejano Civil War. The film has been topping the charts for a long time, and is sure to be on the list as one of the best films ever made (MA-17)

Maraque

Popular Movies of Maraque

The Corpse Mist (1992): A horror flick based around a group of people who were messing around in a misty graveyard one night when all of a sudden they came upon these corpse' that would become zombies and hunt them down one by one. It grossed $211.4M the first weekend.

The Boneless Twins -- The True Story(2051): This is a documentary that showcases a set of twins that were born without much of their bone structure. The movie was made to bring truth to the massive rumors that floated around. The movie grossed $271.8M the first weekend.

Controversial Movies

Passion of the Christ: This movie was quite unpopular in Maraque. It grossed $7.9M the first weekend, and took in a total of $8.3M during its run.

Fahrenheit 9/11: This movie was a hit with movie goers taking in an astonishing $422.9M and pulling in $697.8M at the end of its run.

Special Groups and Guilds'

Maraquean Motion Pictures Academy

Darkaanian Actors Guild

Maraque Writers Academy

Awards

The Annual Motion Pictures Academy Awards

Darkaanian Actors Guild Awards

Ratings (Certification)

Everyone: This movie is viewable by every audience.

Parental Guidance: This movie is viewable by all except those under the age of 12 unless a parent is present.

Parental Guidance 13: This movie is viewable by all except those under 13 unless a parent is present.

Mature: This movie is viewable by all except those under 15 unless a parent is present.

Mature+: This movie is viewable by all except those under the age of 15 unless a parent is present.

Adult: This movie is viewable by all except those under the age of 18 unless a parent is present.

Adult+: This movie is viewable by all except those under the age of 21 unless a parent is present.

House Hold Names

Xavier Overstreet Ricardo Spring Stacy Thomlinson Neil Parrish Ariel Joyce Tobias Lowstetter Lauren Holdsworth

The Critics

Kendrick Cowher - One of the most (dis)respected critics in the business. Has never been known to like any movie he's watched, although he writes some hilarious articles.

Rejistania

Popular Movies of Rejistania (english translation in brackets)

Ly'he (the Ly): a Movie about the life of SyLy from hist youth league times until the final of world cup 12.

My (She): Simu falls in love with Lyku, however he is a very shy and not particularly attractive person. She (Lyku) modelled for a local corporation.

Sijehi (Tomorrow): Kansu Ikira becomes a stock broker, has a brilliant beginning but then gets into shady deals. Thriller

Controversial Movies

Banana Republic: A comedy about the rejistanian political system and the media. Basically politicians are described as inept demagoges. The scene with the wild pig is cut out in the version which comes in free TV before midnight.

Special Groups and Guilds

Depend on nanti and language group. We can say that there are many with similar interests. The superorganization is the Association for Rejistani film

Awards

The Golden Hedgehog: It exists for best film, best sports film, best short film, best female actor, best male actor, best music, best special effects and best synchronization

Ratings (Certification)

The ratings are guidelines. If you want to watch a side'tes 18 film as 16 year old, you can. However cinemas might enforce the guidelines to avoid lawsuits.

side'tes 6: For 6 year olds and older persons.

side'tes 12: For 12 year olds and older persons. Most 'adult movies are this rating since rejistanis consider violence more dangerous than sex.

side'tes 18: For 18 year olds and older persons. Violence normally justifies at least this rating.

side'tes 21: For 21 year olds and older persons. This means the film is considered unacceptable for a general audience. Foreign horror movies often fall into this category.

Swilatia

Swilatia has one of the largest film industries in all of NS. It has produced many films, far too many to be listed here.

Popular Movies:
Final Fantasy (2005): an evil wizard from the long ages of myth time-travels to modern times, and attempts to take the country he ends up in (Swilatia), and eventually the world. A war to stop his evil plans begins, and magical forces return to the world once again. (content: Profane Language, Violence, Crime)

Ratings: Swilatia's film classification system, done by the SIF (Swilajska Informacja Filmowa), is known throughout the world for the fact that no actual ratings exist. In a rating's place, there are descriptors showing what one can find in the movie. Also, they have no legal meaning, so one can see any movie at any age, unless the Cinema they are at objects. The descriptors that can be given are:

• Profane Language
• Crime (Note: This is limited to serious crimes. Petty crimes such as littering will not give a movie this content descriptor)
• Violence
• Nudity
• Sex
• Gambling

The Great Monty Python

History

The film industry started in TGMP about 30 years ago, when an unknown director decided to make a documentery about a film that the unknown, the late, great Edward Ross was working on. He was just a tea boy then, but his first film "Tea Maker" puts two genres together, comedy and reality. The film that he was working on was an advert for toothpaste.

When Sir Edward Ross passed away, the King Sir Monty Python (Eternal Leader of the Funny and Ambassador of Comedy) decided to host a film festival called the Piemon International Film Festival in his honour. This shall run the 6th January to the 12th January.

Popular Films Forgetting Hope (37 AM)

The Beltway

The film industry of The Beltway can best be described as miniscule.' It consists mostly of independent documentary filmmakers, although a few notable actors and directors attempted, in the early days of The Beltway, to establish a small-scale version of Hollywood; GeorgeWood still exists, but struggles to maintain market share, especially given the astounding rebirth of television.

Prominent films of late include "Inside MS-13," a documentary on the infamous El Salvadorean gang; "The Racers," a documentary looking at horse racing jockeys; "Corruption," a political thriller by director George Clooney; and "Innocents Abroad," a modern take on the Mark Twain book.

Ratings, although not mandated by law, are set by the MPAA Motion Picture Assosiation of America These ratings range from G (general admission) to NC-17 (no person under 17 admitted).

Major movie critics in The Beltway include old Washington Post hand Stephen Hunter, new Baltimore Sun critics Q'orina Wynne and Andrew Vane, and prominent blogger Mike Yun.

Thetania

Thetania has made several movies including Constantine (based on Constantine XI, last Emperor of Byzantium), the Holy Terror (based on the Spanish Inquisition), Hubbard (based on the life of L. Ron Hubbard), 1054 (based on Christianity's Great Schism), The Cross and the Crescent (based on the Crusades), The Priest Who Became Dictator (based on Joseph Stalin), A Look Into Greek Orthodoxy (a documentary on Greek Orthodoxy), A Look into Calvinism (a documentary on Calvinism), Paul the Apostle (based on St. Paul the Apostle), Science and Health (a documentary on Christian Science), The Witnesses (a documentary on Jehovah's Witnessess), The Flaming Cross (based on Constantine the Great), Film adaptations of the Four Gospels, The Promised Land (based on the History of Israel), Stalin and Hitler (a film that covers the lives of Hitler and Stalin)

The Zombie Alliance

Popular Movies of your country: Anubis V Necros

Controversial Movies: Why Lord Necromancer Sucks

House Hold Names: Ajukraa, Alaa, Virtall, Libraa, Carr

The Critics: Conn, Yew, Too, Aeaea, Worr, Off, Noo

Toops

Popular Movies

Biggunz! Epic Fantasy, writing by a Humie but Directed and Cast by Gobbos, the story follows an evil king who enslaves the Gobbos but the average Gobbo manages to convince his allies otherwise and a rebellion is launched. Dir: Grotz 1998, Grobbo Films

Gobbo Blood! Senseless thriller, blood filled gruesome psycho killer Girtzky goes across the country with his 16" Choppa hacking Grobbles and humies on his way, on its release the number of violent crimes against Grobbles soared. Dir: Grotz 2001, Grobbo Films

Gobbo Blood 3! Another senseless thriller, this time Girtzky awaits death by hanging in a foreign country, he manages to escape and goes about hacking all the prison members, unique because this film has a plot. Dir: Grotz 2003, Grobbo Films

Gobbo Blood 4! Girtzky finds himself caught up in a civil war, he manages to fight off the opposing sides until the enemies join together to hunt him down, he manages to total the lot of them bar one, this film managed to impress both the Gobbos and gain international recognition, rumor has it that the film was shot in an actual civil war. Dir: Grotz 2005, Grobbo Films

Controversial Movies

Gobbo Blood 2! Featuring less gore in order to comply with international laws on the treatment of animals, this sloppy sequel caused a wave of anti-amimal protests and a rise in the number of Grobble related catastrophes. Dir: Peter Joeson 2003, Grobbo Films

Invasion! Comedy is one of the very few mediums that Gobbos fail to understand, for these reasons the Gobbo population found this film so appaling they asked for its banning from cinemas in order to showe reruns of the cult hit "Gobbo Blood!" Dir: Peter Joeson 2002, Grobbo Films

'Special Groups and Guilds

None, all arts are independant.

Awards

"Gobbo Blood Award!" Given to the bloodiest film of the year, this year it was won by "Gobbo Blood 4!"

"Blood Trikz Award!" Given for great special effects, "Gorefezt!" won it this year via its use of Human blood and reall life Grobble stunts.

Ratings (Certification), law or optional? If so what are they?

No Ratings, most Gobbo films are Gorefests anyway.

House Hold Names

The Gobbo Blood Saga! is owned by pretty much anyone with a Video player or DVD player, with the exception of Gobbo Blood 2!

The Director Grotz has made his own name widely recognised with his wonderful Gobbo Blood Saga, however there are no great actors as they tend to die in film.

The Critics

"it is far more simple to impress a Gobbo than it is to shoot a fish inside a barrel!" Peter Joeson

There are no critics simply because Gobbo's love violence and any violent film is bound to have great box office returns.

Umeltia

Almost all movies which are permitted viewing within Umeltia are produced by the Ministry of Cinematographic Education and Entertainment (MCEE), a branch of the ministry of propaganda. A very limited selection of foriegn made movies are permitted to be shown within the nation, principally inoffensive and politically neutral films. The films produced by the MCEE contain, in almost all cases, an overt or covert message in support of the Ecomentalist government.

Popular Movies of your country

As You Sow, So Shall You Reap: A film about a young girl whose fiance is killed by a toxic leak at the chemical plant where he works. In revenge, she becomes an eco - terrorist and assasinates the owners of the plant (with the underlying implicatrion that ecoterrorism is a good thing).

Controversial Movies

Naive Utopia A film about a group within a fictional society who preach absolute peace and tolerance, who are eventually destroyed by those not as tolerant as themselves. Seen by some as an attack on the eco - anarchists, a radical faction within the ruling Ecomentalist party.

Certification

There is no system of ratings, save for the absolute banning of films deemed subversive, to ensure maximum exposure to government doctrines though the films.

Vuhifellian Federation

The Vuhifellian Federation's film industry has struggled to come to grips with the end of the Vuhi-Kazach War. Before the end of the war, most films were fictional portrayals of the war or documentaries. These movies were enjoyed both at home and abroad for the quality of raw action and the skill of Vuhifellian directors and actors for bringing characters in which most viewers could relate to.

Since then, the old film industry, consisting of a few major studios and actors, still reside on the West Coast. However, most studios and actors moved to the tropical Southeastern Coast, where many genres are filmed today.

Ratings

• C-0: All citizens may view the film
• C-8: Some content may not be suitable for young children
• C-12: Film not intended for young audiences
• C-16: Only adults age 16 and over may view the film
• C-X: Pornographic content, citizen ID card required to view the film
• C-E: School appropriate

Popular Films Battle for Whiskey Corrido (2067) - Portrays Republican rebels fighting Communist soldiers during the Vuhi-Comm War one hundred years earlier. Set during the Battle of Whiskey Corridor in 1967, a strategically important valley that helped the Communists win the war, but eventually led to their downfall.

Agua y Fuego (2067) - Film entirely in Spanish. Set in the 1600's when Europeans first arrived on the Vuhifellian continent. The protaganist (Captain DeLa Rosa) leads an exploration expedition through the jungles of the Southeastern Coast. Along the way, he befriends a female member of the Erusean tribe, but one of his soldiers violates one of the Holy Laws of the Native religion.

Hail the Almighty... (2078) - First major film released after the War. It shows a War between the Gods and Angels and the Humans. With the Gods' supernatural abilities and the Humans' technological supremacy, niether side gains much advantage, and the goals and causes of the war are quickly forgotten. The film ends in a massive explosion caused by human nuclear missiles touching the fingers of Tyth (Native Supreme God). The viewer is expected to form their own viewpoint on who won the war.

Rite of Passage (2081) - Based on a true story. The film follows a member of the Vuhifellian Protection Agency (VPA) in an undercover operation against one of the largest crime syndicates in the continent. The agent is killed in the operation, but the full might of the VPA falls on the syndicate, effectively destroying organized crime in the continent. It is stil currently the highest grossing film in the continent, with over 530 Million Credits being earned at the box office in Vuhifell alone.

Controversial Films

Human Gods (2089) - A documentary denouncing Vuhifellian reverence of the Daniels family, a very influential and important political family. It's message says that the continent almost worships the family as Gods, and a question is posed at the end. "The Iron Fist of Tyranny? Or the Open Hand of Liberty? Which would you choose?"

Cheesecake Citizens (2090) - A film portraying Vuhifellian hegemony over the entire globe, with Vuhifell being the heart of technological advancement and the pinnacle of human achievement. The film then shows several other countries, where children are starving, and Vuhifellian Regents rule with an iron fist, and their citizens as savages. The message was meant to denounce state-sponsored torture, discrimination, and terrorism. Instead it was taken as a nationalistic movie promoting xenophobia.

West Ariddia

West Ariddia has a vibrant, active cinema industry, which produces a wide variety of films across more or less every genre. It ranges from blockbusters produced by big companies, to more intellectual, low budget, independently-produced amateur films. West Ariddian films are exported around the world.

Pirated versions are widely distributed throughout the country's communist, moneyless neighbour Ariddia. Ironically, Ariddians appear to have a particular fondness for the spy thriller Operation Redhammer, an anti-Ariddian film produced during the height of the Ariddian Cold War.