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Still in its infant stages, the regional government plans to coordinate through a region-wide diplomatic organization, as yet unnamed and undefined, and a mutual-defense pact -- tentatively dubbed the [[Allied Antarctic Asskickers]] (AAA) and headed up by the Evil Conservative Empire of [[The Palentine]], the region's defense secretary. | Still in its infant stages, the regional government plans to coordinate through a region-wide diplomatic organization, as yet unnamed and undefined, and a mutual-defense pact -- tentatively dubbed the [[Allied Antarctic Asskickers]] (AAA) and headed up by the Evil Conservative Empire of [[The Palentine]], the region's defense secretary. | ||
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Antarctic Oasis is a moderately sized region with about 50 nations and a population of about 20-25 billion. Initially formed from the wreckage of former Valdesian nations, Antarctic Oasis used to be the world's last unspoiled Antarctic wilderness -- that is, until powerful civilizations invaded, building massive ice cities in the desert and mountains and dotting the receding glaciers with thriving seaports. Soon, the shady leaders of the region's rogue nations had an extensive commercial paradise on their hands, relentlessly harvesting the Earth of its gold, uranium and oil reserves, and finding new and terrible ways to abuse the indigenous penguin -- including drafting the more vicious ones into military service and forcing the less useful into lives of servitude as butlers or test subjects in the region's many secret experimental weapons labs.
Antarctic Oasis is strictly a rogue region -- only the scummiest renegade dictatorships, corporate dominions and evil-conservative republics populate this frozen wasteland, where UN membership is neither condoned nor condemned -- and members adhere to a strict "shoot on sight" rule for any UN official spotted inside the region's sovereign borders. Region members cherish their natural isolation from the international community, which allows them to partake in any number of duplicitous deeds away from the watchful eyes of the United Nations or international environmental and human-rights organizations.
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Native sentients
Though mainly known for its fiercely loyal penguin warriors, Antarctic Oasis does boast other interesting sentient wildlife. Medieval Gnomish Warbands, servants to the nation Carson the Muscrat, roam the lands hunting for UN gnomes. The Palentine has inducted dolphins into its navy, mainly for the purposes of detecting underwater mines, but their service as seamen has rendered their mouths the scourge of the southern seas. Parents must shield their children's virgin ears whenever a Palentine Navy Dolphin is near; they talk so filthily, they have been immortalized in a Palentine Board of Tourism slogan: "Come visit The Palentine: Our Dolphins Swear Like Drunken Sailors!"
The region has also been known for housing abominable snowmen, and has been threatened before with bands of mutant polar bears.
History
The Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny founded Antarctic Oasis along with charter nations Lois-Must-Die, Z0S0, The Valdesian Frontier, No TV and No Beer, Dragons Rider, the Great White Knight and Bucky Cat when a seismic catastrophe destroyed their former environs in Valdesia. They sought refuge in the Antarctic when most of their former neighbors were enveloped in the monumental disaster -- and dozens of nations followed suit.
Palixia, the Natural-born Troublemaker
Korridan/Palixia War
When the communist dictatorship of Korridan claimed to have broken off part of the Antarctic continent for the purpose of founding a region called New Siberia, Palixia condemned the action and declared war. Though numerous nations from other regions joined the conflict, it ended before any of Palixia's neighbors in the region even knew about it. An ensuing peace conference failed to resolve any of the issues surrounding the conflict; neither side acknowledged the other's victory, and Korridan claims to live in its artificially created region to this day, its communist and communist-sympathizer allies having joined to form the Antartic Defense Alliance, which purports to protect Korridan's sovereignty.
Invasion
Palixia later tried to wrest the region's delegate position from Omigodtheykilledkenny by winning endorsements from region members, but when it brought in nations from other regions to try to surpass the sitting delegate in the endorsement count, Omigodtheykilledkenny accused Palixia of staging an invasion. Upon hearing of this, most of the region members withdrew their endorsements, after which Palixia and its puppets and allies swiftly departed the region. Though Palixia briefly returned, it was booted from the UN shortly thereafter.
Government
Still in its infant stages, the regional government plans to coordinate through a region-wide diplomatic organization, as yet unnamed and undefined, and a mutual-defense pact -- tentatively dubbed the Allied Antarctic Asskickers (AAA) and headed up by the Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine, the region's defense secretary.
The region recently moved to add new charter nations to replace former charter nations that had ceased to exist or had been removed due to being obselete and unnecessary. Charter nations serve as the region's de-facto governors, though in fact they do absolutely nothing, and "charter nation" status is granted more for prestige and bragging rights than anything else.
UN Delegate
The region does not elect its delegate, nor does it conduct polls to determine how the delegate will vote on UN legislation. Omigodtheykilledkenny, which had been the UN delegate for the Antarctic Oasis since its founding, handed off the delegacy to Palentine UN Office in December. (See also Antarctic Oasis Delegate Voting History)
