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There's only one word for the [[Omigodtheykilledkenny|Federal Republic]]'s policy on [[United Nations|UN]] affairs: fucking ''awesome''!! OK, that's two words. Whatever.
 
There's only one word for the [[Omigodtheykilledkenny|Federal Republic]]'s policy on [[United Nations|UN]] affairs: fucking ''awesome''!! OK, that's two words. Whatever.
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==Legislative Projects==
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===UN Proposals===
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* '''[[Repeal "Protection of Dolphins Act" (failed)|Repeal "Protection of Dolphins Act"]] (sponsor)''' -- Removing the popular, if controversial, dolphin-protection statute from the UN books was an obsession for the [[Manuelo Fernanda|Fernanda Administration]] when it first came to office in June 2005, as it considered dolphins spies for hostile nations [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9031242&postcount=193]. A mere month after it passed, the Federal Republic introduced a [[repeal]] of the [[resolution]], which got roughly 100 [[delegate]] approvals, failed to reach [[quorum]]. Two weeks later in mid-August, it reintroduced the same repeal, which was quickly tied to an effort by [[United Nations Old Guard|UN Old Guard]] nations to replace existing animal-protection laws with a comprehensive bill to protect all endangered species in the UNsphere (later passed under the acronym [[UNCoESB]]). The repeal failed -- but was avenged when [[Yelda]] introduced a repeal of the same resolution two months later, which passed by a narrow margin. As far as the OMGTKK State Department is aware, PoDA is the only resolution in UN history to be repealed after two attempts.
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* '''[[Repeal "Fossil Fuel Reduction Act"]] (sponsor)''' -- Convinced that the United Nations was infected by a "fanatical anti-fossil-fuel craze," and that FFRA's repeal was "inevitable" [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9769509&postcount=224], OMGTKK introduced a repeal weeks after FFRA passed in early October. Though several nations helped with the draft, OMGTKK distributed [[telegram|telegrams]] to delegates all on its own, and it hit quorum inside a day. Once it got to vote, however, chances for its passage were slim. [[Cluichstan]] and [[Gruenberg]] tried to change the tide by lobbying opponents and delegate nations that hadn't voted, but the repeal still failed, 60%-40%.
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* '''UN RESOLUTION #144: [[Repeal "Gay Rights"]] (sponsor)''' -- A fractious debate over the Gay Rights law, a controversial [[UN Secretariat]] ruling on an earlier repeal's legality, the suggestion that Gay Rights was ineffective and could be stricken out on redundancy grounds -- and Amb. [[Jack Riley]]'s psychotic obsession with giant radioactive hamsters -- brought the eventual repeal of Resolution #12 to the fore. The repeal argument was based mostly on arguments offered by Gruenberg, who also assisted with most of the drafting and telegrammed to help it reach quorum. Despite an emotional, divisive floor debate, and conventional wisdom at the time that Gay Rights couldn't be repealed, the repeal passed easily in February.
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* '''UN RESOLUTION #147: [[Abortion Legality Convention]] (co-sponsor)''' -- On the heals of the repeal of Abortion Rights (cited by some as "the worst resolution in the history of the UN"), which opened a wide chasm between [[national sovereignty|sovereignty]] proponents and backers of abortion rights, Gruenberg authored a resolution preserving nations' rights to legislate on the matter of abortion, and delegated to the Kenny UN Mission the task of submitting the proposal and spearheading a [[telegram campaigning|telegram campaign]] to get it to quorum. Cluichstan, [[The Palentine]] and [[Wyldtree]] assisted with telegramming efforts, and the bill was placed in the voting queue ahead of a competing proposition (sponsored by [[Waterana]]) to mandate legalized abortion in all member states. The Mission also beat back a [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=469109 legality challenge] lodged against it, and owing to the Gruenberger delegation's absence, served as the proposal's surrogate sponsor once it hit the floor in March. It passed overwhelmingly.
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===Telegram Campaigns===
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====FOR====
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* '''[[Anti-Terrorism Act]]''' -- The Federal Republic campaigned for a [[Cluichstan|Cluichstani]] proposal to halt state support for international terrorism, coordinating a telegram push between the author, OMGTKK, Gruenberg and The Palentine to get it to queue; speaking out as a main proponent of the legislation during the floor debate, and telegramming opponents urging them to switch their votes. The act was defeated in February by a slim margin, and the Federal Republic withdrew from the United Nations the same day.
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* '''[[Auto Free Trade Agreement]]''' -- OMGTKK participated in a campaign along with Gruenberg and AFTA sponsor Teruchev to get to quorum a proposal to eliminate protectionist devices on the trade of automotive products throughout the UN. The proposal failed on the UN floor in April.
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====AGAINST====
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* '''UN RESOLUTION #126: [[Fossil Fuel Reduction Act]]''' -- The Federal Republic urged FFRA supporters to switch their votes while the act was being debated on the UN floor. Despite the fact that dozens of delegates eventually did change their votes (amounting to roughly 200), the resolution still passed.
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* '''Repeal "Abortion Legality Convention"''' -- The Kenny UN Mission telegrammed delegates approving a Yelda-sponsored ALC repeal in May. Unbeknownest to the Kenny delegation at the time, [[Republicans Armed]] was also spamming approving delegates through multiple [[puppets]] in an alleged mass deception campaign against the same repeal. Though many did withdraw their votes, and the repeal failed to reach quorum, the Mission's impact is not known. Republicans Armed was expelled from the United Nations hours before Yelda's proposal expired.
  
 
==Kenny UN Delegation==
 
==Kenny UN Delegation==
* '''[[Jack Riley]], [[List of Ambassadors to the United Nations|Ambassador]] to the United Nations:''' The Federal Republic's main voice in the [[General Assembly]], Riley is known for his harsh rhetoric, enduring hatred for the United Nations and its sneaky gnome enforcers, and as a chief proponent of [[National Sovereignty Organization#Membership|sovereigntist]] policy on the UN floor. An author several [[repeal]] [[proposals]] (only [[Repeal "Gay Rights"|one of which]] passed), Riley was also the chief supporter of [[Abortion Legality Convention]] (which the Federal Republic co-sponsored) and the leader of the opposition to [[Freedom of Conscience]]. Though criticized, even lampooned, of late for a series of paranoid rants he's delivered on the floor [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10866478&postcount=163] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10567471&postcount=110] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10541486&postcount=7] -- and for resorting to insane stunts like kidnapping the [[The Eternal Kawaii|Kawaiian]] nuncio [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10634520&postcount=132] -- Riley also formulated the Federal Republic's policy of "real internationalism" and is the father of the "Kenny-style FAQ" for UN proposals at vote.
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The Federal Republic's UN activities are coordinated through the Kenny UN Mission (currently located in [[Boricustan]]) and its office suite [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11129107&postcount=39] on the eighth floor of [[UN Headquarters]]. The UN ambassador, his deputy, and a core of key cabinet officials usually represent OMGTKK at UNHQ:
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* '''[[Jack Riley]], [[List of Ambassadors to the United Nations|Ambassador]] to the United Nations:''' The Federal Republic's main voice in the [[General Assembly]], Riley is known for his harsh rhetoric, enduring hatred for the United Nations and its sneaky gnome enforcers, and as a chief proponent of [[National Sovereignty Organization#Membership|sovereigntist]] policy on the UN floor. The author of OMGTKK's repeal proposals, Riley was also the chief spokesman for Abortion Legality Convention and the leader of the opposition to [[Freedom of Conscience]]. Though criticized, even lampooned, of late for a series of paranoid rants he's delivered on the floor [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10866478&postcount=163] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10567471&postcount=110] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10541486&postcount=7] -- and for resorting to insane stunts like kidnapping the [[The Eternal Kawaii|Kawaiian]] nuncio [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10634520&postcount=132] -- Riley remains a serious and influential legislator, having formulated the Federal Republic's policy of "real internationalism" and fathered the "Kenny-style FAQ" for UN proposals at vote.
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* '''[[George Brown]], Deputy Ambassador to the United Nations:''' An infrequent presence on the UN floor, this ill-mannered oaf is Riley's stand-in. Though not well-versed in diplomacy or international affairs, Brown is expected to read off State Department talking points (or lip-synch to Riley's recorded voice [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11113612&postcount=76]) when the senior ambassador can't make it to a floor debate.
 
* '''[[George Brown]], Deputy Ambassador to the United Nations:''' An infrequent presence on the UN floor, this ill-mannered oaf is Riley's stand-in. Though not well-versed in diplomacy or international affairs, Brown is expected to read off State Department talking points (or lip-synch to Riley's recorded voice [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11113612&postcount=76]) when the senior ambassador can't make it to a floor debate.
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* '''[[Alex Tehrani]], Secretary of State:''' Though UN affairs fall under the State Department's jurisdiction, Riley as UN ambassador has his own cabinet seat, and Tehrani grants him a great deal of autonomy to act as speaker for the government at the world body. Tehrani does step in to represent the Federal Republic from time to time, mostly during votes on major UN legislation. Easily the most diplomatic of OMGTKK's contingent, Tehrani's role as chief adviser to President Fernanda makes his voice especially credible, as he is widely regarded as speaking directly for the president.
 
* '''[[Alex Tehrani]], Secretary of State:''' Though UN affairs fall under the State Department's jurisdiction, Riley as UN ambassador has his own cabinet seat, and Tehrani grants him a great deal of autonomy to act as speaker for the government at the world body. Tehrani does step in to represent the Federal Republic from time to time, mostly during votes on major UN legislation. Easily the most diplomatic of OMGTKK's contingent, Tehrani's role as chief adviser to President Fernanda makes his voice especially credible, as he is widely regarded as speaking directly for the president.
* '''[[Manuelo Fernanda]], [[President of the Federal Republic|President]] of the Federal Republic:''' Though he professes to be bored by UN "bullshit," the president occasionally shows up at [[UN Headquarters]] (mostly to pick up ladies at the Strangers' Bar), during several such visits giving his own opinion on whatever bill happens to be at vote -- employing his own uniquely profane, brutish, at times intoxicated, or even threatening, style. [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9742650&postcount=32] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10119376&postcount=156] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11141484&postcount=208] In his dealings with the UN, Fernanda has also attacked ambassadors with pea-shooters and Super Soakers, threatened to bomb UNHQ [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10720577&postcount=27], smoked out right in the middle of a General Assembly meeting [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10275285&postcount=36], and brawled in the Strangers' Bar [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11116700&postcount=3847].
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* '''[[Manuelo Fernanda]], [[President of the Federal Republic|President]] of the Federal Republic:''' Though he professes to be bored by UN "bullshit," the president occasionally shows up at UN Headquarters (mostly to pick up ladies at the Strangers' Bar), during several such visits giving his own opinion on whatever bill happens to be at vote -- employing his own uniquely profane, brutish, at times intoxicated, or even threatening, style. [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9742650&postcount=32] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10119376&postcount=156] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11141484&postcount=208] In his dealings with the UN, Fernanda has also attacked ambassadors with pea-shooters and Super Soakers, been detained by UNHQ security, threatened to bomb UNHQ [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10720577&postcount=27], smoked out right in the middle of a General Assembly meeting [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10275285&postcount=36], and brawled in the Strangers' Bar [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11116700&postcount=3847].
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* '''[[Antigone Morgan]], Vice President of the Federal Republic:''' Morgan's dealings at the United Nations have been rare, though she has more than once been virtually prostituted in order to win over delegates' support on key legislation. [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10232402&postcount=46]
 
* '''[[Antigone Morgan]], Vice President of the Federal Republic:''' Morgan's dealings at the United Nations have been rare, though she has more than once been virtually prostituted in order to win over delegates' support on key legislation. [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10232402&postcount=46]
  

Revision as of 22:39, 13 June 2006

There's only one word for the Federal Republic's policy on UN affairs: fucking awesome!! OK, that's two words. Whatever.

Legislative Projects

UN Proposals

  • Repeal "Protection of Dolphins Act" (sponsor) -- Removing the popular, if controversial, dolphin-protection statute from the UN books was an obsession for the Fernanda Administration when it first came to office in June 2005, as it considered dolphins spies for hostile nations [1]. A mere month after it passed, the Federal Republic introduced a repeal of the resolution, which got roughly 100 delegate approvals, failed to reach quorum. Two weeks later in mid-August, it reintroduced the same repeal, which was quickly tied to an effort by UN Old Guard nations to replace existing animal-protection laws with a comprehensive bill to protect all endangered species in the UNsphere (later passed under the acronym UNCoESB). The repeal failed -- but was avenged when Yelda introduced a repeal of the same resolution two months later, which passed by a narrow margin. As far as the OMGTKK State Department is aware, PoDA is the only resolution in UN history to be repealed after two attempts.
  • Repeal "Fossil Fuel Reduction Act" (sponsor) -- Convinced that the United Nations was infected by a "fanatical anti-fossil-fuel craze," and that FFRA's repeal was "inevitable" [2], OMGTKK introduced a repeal weeks after FFRA passed in early October. Though several nations helped with the draft, OMGTKK distributed telegrams to delegates all on its own, and it hit quorum inside a day. Once it got to vote, however, chances for its passage were slim. Cluichstan and Gruenberg tried to change the tide by lobbying opponents and delegate nations that hadn't voted, but the repeal still failed, 60%-40%.
  • UN RESOLUTION #144: Repeal "Gay Rights" (sponsor) -- A fractious debate over the Gay Rights law, a controversial UN Secretariat ruling on an earlier repeal's legality, the suggestion that Gay Rights was ineffective and could be stricken out on redundancy grounds -- and Amb. Jack Riley's psychotic obsession with giant radioactive hamsters -- brought the eventual repeal of Resolution #12 to the fore. The repeal argument was based mostly on arguments offered by Gruenberg, who also assisted with most of the drafting and telegrammed to help it reach quorum. Despite an emotional, divisive floor debate, and conventional wisdom at the time that Gay Rights couldn't be repealed, the repeal passed easily in February.
  • UN RESOLUTION #147: Abortion Legality Convention (co-sponsor) -- On the heals of the repeal of Abortion Rights (cited by some as "the worst resolution in the history of the UN"), which opened a wide chasm between sovereignty proponents and backers of abortion rights, Gruenberg authored a resolution preserving nations' rights to legislate on the matter of abortion, and delegated to the Kenny UN Mission the task of submitting the proposal and spearheading a telegram campaign to get it to quorum. Cluichstan, The Palentine and Wyldtree assisted with telegramming efforts, and the bill was placed in the voting queue ahead of a competing proposition (sponsored by Waterana) to mandate legalized abortion in all member states. The Mission also beat back a legality challenge lodged against it, and owing to the Gruenberger delegation's absence, served as the proposal's surrogate sponsor once it hit the floor in March. It passed overwhelmingly.

Telegram Campaigns

FOR

  • Anti-Terrorism Act -- The Federal Republic campaigned for a Cluichstani proposal to halt state support for international terrorism, coordinating a telegram push between the author, OMGTKK, Gruenberg and The Palentine to get it to queue; speaking out as a main proponent of the legislation during the floor debate, and telegramming opponents urging them to switch their votes. The act was defeated in February by a slim margin, and the Federal Republic withdrew from the United Nations the same day.
  • Auto Free Trade Agreement -- OMGTKK participated in a campaign along with Gruenberg and AFTA sponsor Teruchev to get to quorum a proposal to eliminate protectionist devices on the trade of automotive products throughout the UN. The proposal failed on the UN floor in April.

AGAINST

  • UN RESOLUTION #126: Fossil Fuel Reduction Act -- The Federal Republic urged FFRA supporters to switch their votes while the act was being debated on the UN floor. Despite the fact that dozens of delegates eventually did change their votes (amounting to roughly 200), the resolution still passed.
  • Repeal "Abortion Legality Convention" -- The Kenny UN Mission telegrammed delegates approving a Yelda-sponsored ALC repeal in May. Unbeknownest to the Kenny delegation at the time, Republicans Armed was also spamming approving delegates through multiple puppets in an alleged mass deception campaign against the same repeal. Though many did withdraw their votes, and the repeal failed to reach quorum, the Mission's impact is not known. Republicans Armed was expelled from the United Nations hours before Yelda's proposal expired.

Kenny UN Delegation

The Federal Republic's UN activities are coordinated through the Kenny UN Mission (currently located in Boricustan) and its office suite [3] on the eighth floor of UN Headquarters. The UN ambassador, his deputy, and a core of key cabinet officials usually represent OMGTKK at UNHQ:

  • Jack Riley, Ambassador to the United Nations: The Federal Republic's main voice in the General Assembly, Riley is known for his harsh rhetoric, enduring hatred for the United Nations and its sneaky gnome enforcers, and as a chief proponent of sovereigntist policy on the UN floor. The author of OMGTKK's repeal proposals, Riley was also the chief spokesman for Abortion Legality Convention and the leader of the opposition to Freedom of Conscience. Though criticized, even lampooned, of late for a series of paranoid rants he's delivered on the floor [4] [5] [6] -- and for resorting to insane stunts like kidnapping the Kawaiian nuncio [7] -- Riley remains a serious and influential legislator, having formulated the Federal Republic's policy of "real internationalism" and fathered the "Kenny-style FAQ" for UN proposals at vote.
  • George Brown, Deputy Ambassador to the United Nations: An infrequent presence on the UN floor, this ill-mannered oaf is Riley's stand-in. Though not well-versed in diplomacy or international affairs, Brown is expected to read off State Department talking points (or lip-synch to Riley's recorded voice [8]) when the senior ambassador can't make it to a floor debate.
  • Alex Tehrani, Secretary of State: Though UN affairs fall under the State Department's jurisdiction, Riley as UN ambassador has his own cabinet seat, and Tehrani grants him a great deal of autonomy to act as speaker for the government at the world body. Tehrani does step in to represent the Federal Republic from time to time, mostly during votes on major UN legislation. Easily the most diplomatic of OMGTKK's contingent, Tehrani's role as chief adviser to President Fernanda makes his voice especially credible, as he is widely regarded as speaking directly for the president.
  • Manuelo Fernanda, President of the Federal Republic: Though he professes to be bored by UN "bullshit," the president occasionally shows up at UN Headquarters (mostly to pick up ladies at the Strangers' Bar), during several such visits giving his own opinion on whatever bill happens to be at vote -- employing his own uniquely profane, brutish, at times intoxicated, or even threatening, style. [9] [10] [11] In his dealings with the UN, Fernanda has also attacked ambassadors with pea-shooters and Super Soakers, been detained by UNHQ security, threatened to bomb UNHQ [12], smoked out right in the middle of a General Assembly meeting [13], and brawled in the Strangers' Bar [14].
  • Antigone Morgan, Vice President of the Federal Republic: Morgan's dealings at the United Nations have been rare, though she has more than once been virtually prostituted in order to win over delegates' support on key legislation. [15]

Kenny Voting History

Early Votes (Mar-Apr. 2005)

Resolution Stance
International Court of Justice AGAINST
UN Peace Prize AGAINST
#100: Natural Disaster Act FOR

Votes as Delegate (May-Dec. 2005)

To view OMGTKK's votes as regional delegate, please see Antarctic Oasis Delegate Voting History.

Post-Delegate Votes (Dec. 2005-Feb. 2006)

Resolution Stance
Rights of Biological Sapients AGAINST
#136: Repeal "Right to Divorce" FOR
#137: Repeal "Save the forests of the World" FOR
#138: Artistic Freedom AGAINST
#139: Repeal "MANDATORY RECYCLING" FOR
#140: Civilian Casualty Records AGAINST
#141: Repeal "The Law of the Sea" FOR
#142: Repeal "Stop dumping - Start Cleaning" AGAINST
#143: Repeal "The Rights of Labor Unions" FOR
#144: Repeal "Gay Rights" FOR
Anti-Terrorism Act FOR

Post-resignation Votes (Feb. 2006-present)

Resolution Stance
#145: Repeal "Abortion Rights" AGAINST
#146: Workplace Safety Act AGAINST
Remittances and Tiny Deposits AGAINST
Recreational Drug Legalization AGAINST
#147: Abortion Legality Convention FOR
#148: Meteorological Cooperation FOR
#149: The Right to Form Unions AGAINST
#150: UN Demining Survey FOR
#151: Nuclear Non-Proliferation Act FOR
#152: Maritime Safety Standards Act FOR
#153: Repeal "Scientific Freedom" FOR
Auto Free Trade Agreement FOR
Repeal "Hydrogen Powered Vehicles" FOR
Repeal "Banning the use of Landmines" FOR
#154: Nuclear Energy Research Act FOR
#155: Waste Disposal Covenant AGAINST
#156: UN Patent Law ABSTAIN
#157: Repeal "Citizen Rule Required" FOR
#158: UN Recycling Commission FOR
Repeal "Stop privacy invasion" AGAINST
Patients Rights Act AGAINST