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Revision as of 12:16, 29 September 2006
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| Nation | Omigodtheykilledkenny |
| Title | Ambassador to the United Nations |
| Birthdate | April 19, 1982 |
| Place of birth | Summit City, K.M.D. |
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| Political affiliation | God-fearing Freedom-loving Conservative Patriot partisan; staunch sovereigntist; State Department hack |
| Languages | English |
| Education | B.A., international relations, Summit City Liberal College |
Samuel Faisano, a fast-rising young diplomat in the Federal Republic State Department, was recently appointed to replace Jack Riley as ambassador to the United Nations.
Working his way through college both as personal assistant to President John Thorne and faithful houseboy to Vice President Antigone Morgan, Army 2d Lt. Faisano came highly recommended to the State Department as a diplomatic attache. Higher-ups in the department were very impressed with his calm, respectful demeanor (a quality rarely seen in OMGTKK diplomats), and instead referred his name to President Manuelo Fernanda as ambassador-at-large. After just two weeks on the job, Faisano was called upon to help defuse a potentially embarrassing situation involving the former ambassador to Gruenberg and a very tasty priceless Wenaist artifact. [1] In recognition of his efforts, Faisano was made acting ambassador to Gruenberg, then nominated for ambassador to the United Nations after serving just a month in Flurthwel.
His appointment coinciding with the Federal Republic's return to the United Nations, Faisano was viewed very skeptically by Senate Liberals, many of whom regarded him as extremist and inexperienced. His chances for confirmation were sealed, however, when his chief Senate opponent, while reading a seedy romance novel into the Senate record, keeled over and died. [2]
Young, untested and deferential to his superiors, Faisano is suspected of having been propped up by the State Department as an easily controlled "puppet" after his predecessor's buffoonery at UN Headquarters nearly sparked several international incidents. Indeed, Faisano is not expected to stray too far from the official department line when it comes to dealing in UN affairs. Add to that the fact that secretary of state Alex Tehrani has elected to assume a broader role in negotiating major UN legislation.
A recent graduate of Summit City Liberal College with a bachelor's degree in international relations, Faisano in his spare time enjoys being an activist for smokers' rights, Linkin Park groupie and drummer for the No Doubt tribute band Gwen's Boy Toys. His sister Crystal was recently appointed as ambassador to Ceorana. [3]
