ESAT national football team

The Esati national football team is the official football team of the Extraterritorial Sovereign Ariddian Territory. It is composed entirely of amateurs, and has never played outside Uhuhland. The team have only ever scored six goals, all of them in a single match against a team from Ariddian Antarctica. ESAT may well hold the record for the worst defeat in the history of international football: a 0-48 loss to Ariddia, conceding in excess of one goal every two minutes.

Notable players

• Annabel Mild, #4, defender
• Kim Min-Sun, #6, midfielder

Matches

Played: 7
Won/Drawn/Lost: 1 0 6
Current World ranking: n/a
Goals scored: 6
Goals conceded: 179

The ulek

The ulek is an ancient Wymgani war chant performed by the team's players at the beginning of every match. For more information, see the article on the ulek.