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Zwangzug 5 - 2 [[St Pauls Isle]]<br/> (Zwangzug, World Cup 34 qualifying) | Zwangzug 5 - 2 [[St Pauls Isle]]<br/> (Zwangzug, World Cup 34 qualifying) | ||
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*<nowiki>#12</nowiki>, Yul Maughum. Also originally from Bangkok: has "ties" to people in power. Large. 19 career goals. | *<nowiki>#12</nowiki>, Yul Maughum. Also originally from Bangkok: has "ties" to people in power. Large. 19 career goals. | ||
*<nowiki>#1</nowiki>, Simon Ryne Olson. From [[Merano]]. Show-off, arrogant...but with the talent to back it up, Simon Ryne plays for [[Marienburg United]] in [[St Samuel]]. 35 career goals, including 2 hat tricks. | *<nowiki>#1</nowiki>, Simon Ryne Olson. From [[Merano]]. Show-off, arrogant...but with the talent to back it up, Simon Ryne plays for [[Marienburg United]] in [[St Samuel]]. 35 career goals, including 2 hat tricks. | ||
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===Midfielders=== | ===Midfielders=== | ||
====Offensive==== | ====Offensive==== | ||
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*<nowiki>#50</nowiki>, Roger Hammers. From Merano. Usually in the center right-left as well as forward-back, which is difficult in a 3-4-3: such movement away from the center eventually forced him to admit that he had as many unique quirks as anybody else (perfect pitch, for one), because if he was truly average, that would be exceptionally strange. (It made sense that late at night.) | *<nowiki>#50</nowiki>, Roger Hammers. From Merano. Usually in the center right-left as well as forward-back, which is difficult in a 3-4-3: such movement away from the center eventually forced him to admit that he had as many unique quirks as anybody else (perfect pitch, for one), because if he was truly average, that would be exceptionally strange. (It made sense that late at night.) | ||
====Defensive==== | ====Defensive==== | ||
| − | *<nowiki>#2</nowiki>, Timothy Nexus. Formerly just "the techie", assisting BOB when the nature of [[fractal reality]] interfered with wireless communication, Timothy joined the team for [[World Cup 35]]. | + | *<nowiki>#2</nowiki>, Timothy Nexus. Formerly just "the techie", assisting BOB when the nature of [[fractal reality]] interfered with wireless communication, Timothy joined the team for [[World Cup 35]]. He is fueled mainly by a seemingly endless supply of caffeine. |
| − | *<nowiki>#11</nowiki>, Eddie Barnes. Having watched football as a child, Eddie joined before World Cup 35 expecting national excitement very different from Zwangzug's reality. | + | *<nowiki>#11</nowiki>, Eddie Barnes. Having watched football as a child, Eddie joined before World Cup 35 expecting national excitement very different from Zwangzug's reality. He is the younger brother of the team's official saxophonist. |
===Defenders=== | ===Defenders=== | ||
*<nowiki>#46</nowiki>, Andrew Card. A moody "strategic rule-breaker", but concerned for others when he needs to be. 1 career goal. | *<nowiki>#46</nowiki>, Andrew Card. A moody "strategic rule-breaker", but concerned for others when he needs to be. 1 career goal. | ||
*<nowiki>#69</nowiki>, Lawrence Sevvy. Known for his off-the-field affairs more than anything else. Dislikes BOB more than most. | *<nowiki>#69</nowiki>, Lawrence Sevvy. Known for his off-the-field affairs more than anything else. Dislikes BOB more than most. | ||
*<nowiki>#27</nowiki>, Rube Tercer. The team captain. Strategically minded, coming up with creative formations BOB often overlooks, Rube's smiling face is the one any team would want to present to the media. He is eloquent and kind to teammate and opponent alike. (These idealistic attitudes are fairly nauseating to a great deal of the team.) | *<nowiki>#27</nowiki>, Rube Tercer. The team captain. Strategically minded, coming up with creative formations BOB often overlooks, Rube's smiling face is the one any team would want to present to the media. He is eloquent and kind to teammate and opponent alike. (These idealistic attitudes are fairly nauseating to a great deal of the team.) | ||
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==Other personnel== | ==Other personnel== | ||
===Substitute=== | ===Substitute=== | ||
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===Coach=== | ===Coach=== | ||
BOB 64, a product of the [[Artificial Intelligence University]]. "BOB" is sometimes jokingly said to stand for "Bought Out By" (presumably the number 64, as advertisements are forbidden in the country). An emotionless computer, unpopular among most of the team. | BOB 64, a product of the [[Artificial Intelligence University]]. "BOB" is sometimes jokingly said to stand for "Bought Out By" (presumably the number 64, as advertisements are forbidden in the country). An emotionless computer, unpopular among most of the team. | ||
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===Media=== | ===Media=== | ||
[[Alan Babbage]] and [[Charles Turing]] cover the team for [[Zwangzug Broadcasting]]. A saxophonist also travels with the team to perform Zwangzug's ''Anthem''. While all three of the country's leading newspapers cover it to some degree, they do not have correspondents with the team: there is little financial support from the government, also evidenced by the fact that the players must sleep two to a room. | [[Alan Babbage]] and [[Charles Turing]] cover the team for [[Zwangzug Broadcasting]]. A saxophonist also travels with the team to perform Zwangzug's ''Anthem''. While all three of the country's leading newspapers cover it to some degree, they do not have correspondents with the team: there is little financial support from the government, also evidenced by the fact that the players must sleep two to a room. | ||
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Ulysses Stael wore number 31, played as a midfielder, and retired after World Cup 34. He is the older brother of Steven Ruck, and would have had a long and talented career if Zwangzug had fielded a football team earlier. Ulysses was at one point in negotiations to play for a domestic team in St Samuel: it is unknown if those came to fruition. | Ulysses Stael wore number 31, played as a midfielder, and retired after World Cup 34. He is the older brother of Steven Ruck, and would have had a long and talented career if Zwangzug had fielded a football team earlier. Ulysses was at one point in negotiations to play for a domestic team in St Samuel: it is unknown if those came to fruition. | ||
==Colors== | ==Colors== | ||
| − | The home jerseys for the Zwangzug team are white with black stripes. The away jerseys are black with white stripes | + | The home jerseys for the Zwangzug team are white with black stripes. The away jerseys are black with white stripes. |
==Style== | ==Style== | ||
Stylistically, the team played a defensive 3-4-3 through World Cup 34. Though this could have be seen as oxymoronic by other countries, the team believed it to be a moderate formation, with as many forwards as defenders. This symmetry was taken to a new level when it adopted the 3-2-1-2-3. | Stylistically, the team played a defensive 3-4-3 through World Cup 34. Though this could have be seen as oxymoronic by other countries, the team believed it to be a moderate formation, with as many forwards as defenders. This symmetry was taken to a new level when it adopted the 3-2-1-2-3. | ||
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*Cup of Harmony 25: champions | *Cup of Harmony 25: champions | ||
*World Cup 34 qualifiers: 7-1-4 in group play | *World Cup 34 qualifiers: 7-1-4 in group play | ||
| + | *World Cup 34 proper: 1-1-1 in group play | ||
{{National Football Teams}} | {{National Football Teams}} | ||
[[Category:Sports teams]] | [[Category:Sports teams]] | ||
[[Category:Zwangzug]] | [[Category:Zwangzug]] | ||
Revision as of 17:26, 25 May 2007
The Zwangzug national football team began international competition in the Baptism of Fire for World Cup 33, won the twenty-fifth Cup of Harmony, and qualified for World Cup 34. Consisting of "whoever shows up" (athletics are not priorities in Zwangzug), and theoretically overseen by the Zwangzug Athletics Organization, it practices and plays home games above the Waste Line in the Tirolean Mountains and flies, when not having one of its many airport fiascos, by Isolani Airlines. Due to training in the high altitude, the players have high endurance at relatively high-oxygenated stadia closer to sea level.
| Nickname | peons |
| Association | Zwangzug Athletics Organization |
| Coach | BOB 64 |
| Top scorer | Simon Ryne Olson, 35 goals |
| First International Zwangzug 0 - 2 Northern Bettia (Fort Erie Stadium, Quakmybush, Baptism of Fire 20) | |
| Largest win Kelssek 0 – 3 Zwangzug (Jinkton City Field, Quakmybush, Baptism of Fire 20) Tanah Burung 0 - 3 Zwangzug Houersteinzer 0 - 3 Zwangzug Zwangzug 5 - 2 St Pauls Isle | |
| Largest defeat Ariddia 6 - 1 Zwangzug (Ariddia, World Cup 33 qualifying) | |
Contents
Starting Roster
Statistics are through World Cup 34.
Forwards
- #4, Philip Stings. Originally from Bangkok: grew up on the streets. Small. Fiesty. Dangerous. 18 career goals.
- #12, Yul Maughum. Also originally from Bangkok: has "ties" to people in power. Large. 19 career goals.
- #1, Simon Ryne Olson. From Merano. Show-off, arrogant...but with the talent to back it up, Simon Ryne plays for Marienburg United in St Samuel. 35 career goals, including 2 hat tricks.
Midfielders
Offensive
- #13, Steven Ruck. Younger brother of Ulysses Stael: constantly feels like he's in the other's shadow, though a talented player in his own right. He changed his name to try and stand on his own.
- #54, Jacob Barons. Ketrian: unfortunately, few see much beyond that. 1 career goal.
Middling
- #50, Roger Hammers. From Merano. Usually in the center right-left as well as forward-back, which is difficult in a 3-4-3: such movement away from the center eventually forced him to admit that he had as many unique quirks as anybody else (perfect pitch, for one), because if he was truly average, that would be exceptionally strange. (It made sense that late at night.)
Defensive
- #2, Timothy Nexus. Formerly just "the techie", assisting BOB when the nature of fractal reality interfered with wireless communication, Timothy joined the team for World Cup 35. He is fueled mainly by a seemingly endless supply of caffeine.
- #11, Eddie Barnes. Having watched football as a child, Eddie joined before World Cup 35 expecting national excitement very different from Zwangzug's reality. He is the younger brother of the team's official saxophonist.
Defenders
- #46, Andrew Card. A moody "strategic rule-breaker", but concerned for others when he needs to be. 1 career goal.
- #69, Lawrence Sevvy. Known for his off-the-field affairs more than anything else. Dislikes BOB more than most.
- #27, Rube Tercer. The team captain. Strategically minded, coming up with creative formations BOB often overlooks, Rube's smiling face is the one any team would want to present to the media. He is eloquent and kind to teammate and opponent alike. (These idealistic attitudes are fairly nauseating to a great deal of the team.)
Other personnel
Substitute
Anne Onymous, who wears all the untaken integers from 1 to 11. Equally versatile as a forward, midfielder, or defender, and able to play in multiple incarnations (she originally ranged up to 99, but it was decided that if she was needed more than nine times, there would be more concerns than she could deal with).
Coach
BOB 64, a product of the Artificial Intelligence University. "BOB" is sometimes jokingly said to stand for "Bought Out By" (presumably the number 64, as advertisements are forbidden in the country). An emotionless computer, unpopular among most of the team.
Media
Alan Babbage and Charles Turing cover the team for Zwangzug Broadcasting. A saxophonist also travels with the team to perform Zwangzug's Anthem. While all three of the country's leading newspapers cover it to some degree, they do not have correspondents with the team: there is little financial support from the government, also evidenced by the fact that the players must sleep two to a room.
Former players
Ulysses Stael wore number 31, played as a midfielder, and retired after World Cup 34. He is the older brother of Steven Ruck, and would have had a long and talented career if Zwangzug had fielded a football team earlier. Ulysses was at one point in negotiations to play for a domestic team in St Samuel: it is unknown if those came to fruition.
Colors
The home jerseys for the Zwangzug team are white with black stripes. The away jerseys are black with white stripes.
Style
Stylistically, the team played a defensive 3-4-3 through World Cup 34. Though this could have be seen as oxymoronic by other countries, the team believed it to be a moderate formation, with as many forwards as defenders. This symmetry was taken to a new level when it adopted the 3-2-1-2-3.
Performance by event
- Baptism of Fire 20: 1-0-5 in group play, eliminated in regional semifinals
- World Cup 33 qualifiers: 9-4-5 in group play
- Cup of Harmony 25: champions
- World Cup 34 qualifiers: 7-1-4 in group play
- World Cup 34 proper: 1-1-1 in group play
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