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| − | '''Jessie McArthur''' is [[Omigodtheykilledkenny]]'s [[Kenny Diplomatic Service|ambassador]] to [[Xirnium]] and former [[List of | + | '''Jessie McArthur''' is [[Omigodtheykilledkenny]]'s [[Kenny Diplomatic Service|ambassador]] to [[Xirnium]] and former [[List of Ambassadors to the United Nations|deputy ambassador]] to the [[United Nations]]. A former [[Wikipedia:Playmate|Playmate]] and [[Wikipedia:MTV|MTV]] personality (she hosted popular dating show "Who Wants to Get Laid?"), McArthur was canned from the network for performing indecent acts on live television in 2003. After her ban from MTV studios, however, she persisted with sexually harassing network staff and pestering network executives with obscene emails and threatening voicemail messages -- until [[President of the Federal Republic|President]] [[Manuelo Fernanda]] finally agreed to get her out of the way and appointed her to the [[Kenny UN Mission]]. McArthur's main duties as deputy ambassador included partying with the [[Gruenberg|Gruenberger]] ambassador, showing a lot of cleavage, heavily intaking [[Wikipedia:Arrogant Bastard Ale|Arrogant Bastard Ale]], and continually embarrassing her superior, Amb. [[Sammy Faisano]]. McArthur obsesses over "[[Wikipedia:Smallville|Smallville]]'s" [[Wikipedia:Tom Welling|Tom Welling]], and considers her [[Diplomatic Immunity|diplomatic immunity]] a free pass to stalk him. |
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Jessie McArthur is Omigodtheykilledkenny's ambassador to Xirnium and former deputy ambassador to the United Nations. A former Playmate and MTV personality (she hosted popular dating show "Who Wants to Get Laid?"), McArthur was canned from the network for performing indecent acts on live television in 2003. After her ban from MTV studios, however, she persisted with sexually harassing network staff and pestering network executives with obscene emails and threatening voicemail messages -- until President Manuelo Fernanda finally agreed to get her out of the way and appointed her to the Kenny UN Mission. McArthur's main duties as deputy ambassador included partying with the Gruenberger ambassador, showing a lot of cleavage, heavily intaking Arrogant Bastard Ale, and continually embarrassing her superior, Amb. Sammy Faisano. McArthur obsesses over "Smallville's" Tom Welling, and considers her diplomatic immunity a free pass to stalk him.
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| Omigodtheykilledkenny and the United Nations |
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| Administration and Policies: Department of State | Mission to the United Nations | Voting Record | Creative Solutions Agency | Kennypoll™ |
| Mission Staff: Susa Batko-Yovino | Jenny Chiang | Sammy Faisano | Alex Tehrani | Jessie McArthur | George Brown | Jack Riley | Surly the Repealinator |
| Sponsored Legislation: Repeal "Protection of Dolphins Act" | Repeal "Fossil Fuel Reduction Act" | Repeal "Gay Rights" | Abortion Legality Convention | Unconventional Arms Accord | Prohibition of UN Military | Repeal "Mutual Recognition of Borders" | Accessible Family Planning | Repeal "SPCC Regulation Act" | Repeal "Max Barry Day" |
