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Jenny Chiang, described as "a macho Navy commando in a corset and a thong" [1], is the Federal Republic's deputy national security adviser, security attaché to the United Nations, and an informal rep to UN DEFCON. An officer in a naval "Stripper Commandos" brigade during the Kawaiian Kitten Revolution, Chiang was afforded the rank of Navy commander in March 2006 and given command over the security detail for OMGTKK's UN mission. President Manuelo Fernanda appointed her deputy to National Security Adviser Karen Greene in 2007 (probably to stave off a potential sexual-harassment lawsuit [2]). Chiang's surname derives from that of Chinese republican hero Chiang Kai-shek, from whom the commander claims direct lineage.
When her former superior, ex-Ambassador Jack Riley, was placed on "medical leave," Chiang was granted authority to formulate mission policy, especially as it applied to national- and international-security matters. She often speaks for the Federal Republic during General Assembly floor debates and drafting sessions, and is considered the more blunt and "brutally honest" speaker on OMGTKK's UN team. She is a steadfast advocate for rudeness, profanity and incivility on the UN floor. Her rather zealous efforts at protecting the mission and its staff from perceived threats have come under scrutiny: she has been accused, if not formally charged, with using torture on terror suspects [3], spearheading "illegal" wiretaps [4], and installing listening devices in the UN Strangers' Bar [5], where she is a frequent customer.
She is said to share an excellent rapport with current Amb. Sammy Faisano.
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Officials of the Fernanda Administration |
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Manuelo Fernanda | Antigone Morgan | Alex Tehrani | Jack Riley | Jimmy Baca | Charlie Valentine | Karen Greene | Susa Batko-Yovino | Jenny Chiang |
Omigodtheykilledkenny and the United Nations |
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Administration and Policies: Department of State | Mission to the United Nations | Voting Record | Creative Solutions Agency | Kennypoll™ |
Mission Staff: Susa Batko-Yovino | Jenny Chiang | Sammy Faisano | Alex Tehrani | Jessie McArthur | George Brown | Jack Riley | Surly the Repealinator |
Sponsored Legislation: Repeal "Protection of Dolphins Act" | Repeal "Fossil Fuel Reduction Act" | Repeal "Gay Rights" | Abortion Legality Convention | Unconventional Arms Accord | Prohibition of UN Military | Repeal "Mutual Recognition of Borders" | Accessible Family Planning | Repeal "SPCC Regulation Act" | Repeal "Max Barry Day" |