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− | '''The UN Headquarters''' -- a massive complex registered on the [[World Heritage List]], comprising a 40-story building; substantial basement digs; a bar full of drunken diplomats; a saloon for filthy [[National Sovereignty Organization#Membership|sovereigntist]] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10080359&postcount=19 outlaws]; an underground [[UN DEFCON|bunker]] where concerned [[nations]] secretly devise international-security schemes; and a dank, cobweb-filled [[United Nations Old Guard|dungeon]] where shadowy figures supposedly plot the [[United Nations|UN]]'s every move -- is reserved for conducting business pertaining to the [[NationStates]] [[United Nations]]. It occupies a secure, undisclosed location somewhere in the NationStates [[multiverse]], and incidents involving militarized penguins, foul-mouthed [[Antarctic Oasis#Native Sentients|naval dolphins]], [[Cluichstan|Cluichstani]] "servicewomen," [[Omigodtheykilledkenny#Kenny Armed Forces|Stripper Commandos]], mysterious robed otaku, sacred goats, scummy [[Compliance Ministry]] gnomes, anti-UN gnomes (employed by the [[Omigodtheykilledkenny|OMGTKK]] delegation), a talking cat, diplomatic [[dwarves]] and other odd sapient beings, | + | '''The UN Headquarters''' -- a massive complex registered on the [[World Heritage List]], comprising a 40-story building; substantial basement digs; a bar full of drunken diplomats; a saloon for filthy [[National Sovereignty Organization#Membership|sovereigntist]] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10080359&postcount=19 outlaws]; an underground [[UN DEFCON|bunker]] where concerned [[nations]] secretly devise international-security schemes; and a dank, cobweb-filled [[United Nations Old Guard|dungeon]] where shadowy figures supposedly plot the [[United Nations|UN]]'s every move -- is reserved for conducting business pertaining to the [[NationStates]] [[United Nations]]. It occupies a secure, undisclosed location somewhere in the NationStates [[multiverse]], and incidents involving militarized penguins, foul-mouthed [[Antarctic Oasis#Native Sentients|naval dolphins]], [[Cluichstan|Cluichstani]] "servicewomen," [[Omigodtheykilledkenny#Kenny Armed Forces|Stripper Commandos]], mysterious robed otaku, sacred goats, scummy [[Compliance Ministry]] gnomes, anti-UN gnomes (employed by the [[Omigodtheykilledkenny|OMGTKK]] delegation), a talking cat, diplomatic [[dwarves]] and other odd sapient beings, an ambiguously gay barkeep, and a flatulent dragon going by the name Gurgle -- are common. Many UN [[List of Ambassadors to the United Nations|ambassadors]] have permanent offices here, though many delegations have hired on substantial security staff, as much of the complex has been deemed unsafe: mutants and other bizarre creatures are fabled to have overrun large portions of the building's underground real-estate, as well as the floors formerly occupied by [[Enn]] and [[DemonLordEnigma]]. In addition, packs of overzealous office-stealers constantly prowl the halls, poised to bagsy a departing [[UN Member|member]]'s office and/or office supplies at a moment's notice. The facilities are managed by a vast bureaucracy aptly named the [[UN Building Mgmt]], the staff of which tirelessly and thanklessly sees to mountains of paperwork, maintenance, cleaning and divying out much-demanded office space. Most UN business is conducted on the [[UN Forum]] or in the enormous, multi-story [[General Assembly]] chamber, though other affairs are negotiated in various committee rooms, meeting rooms for the UN's resident think-tanks, and the [[Strangers' Bar]] -- envoys often pulling cards from the [[UN Cards|UN Deck]] to state their government's position on issues that come before the international body. |
In December 2005, a UN ambassador bumped on a wall of the 40th floor, and discovered a hidden local UN portal connected to the unknown and invisible from outside 69 3/4th floor. | In December 2005, a UN ambassador bumped on a wall of the 40th floor, and discovered a hidden local UN portal connected to the unknown and invisible from outside 69 3/4th floor. |
Revision as of 21:11, 18 July 2006
- NOTE: These "official" listings assume RP recognition of UN Building Mgmt. Please do not add your own nation's office listing unless you have confirmed such arrangements by telegramming its offices. Please bear in mind that they are a bureaucracy and it may take a while to recieve a response. Thank you.
The UN Headquarters -- a massive complex registered on the World Heritage List, comprising a 40-story building; substantial basement digs; a bar full of drunken diplomats; a saloon for filthy sovereigntist outlaws; an underground bunker where concerned nations secretly devise international-security schemes; and a dank, cobweb-filled dungeon where shadowy figures supposedly plot the UN's every move -- is reserved for conducting business pertaining to the NationStates United Nations. It occupies a secure, undisclosed location somewhere in the NationStates multiverse, and incidents involving militarized penguins, foul-mouthed naval dolphins, Cluichstani "servicewomen," Stripper Commandos, mysterious robed otaku, sacred goats, scummy Compliance Ministry gnomes, anti-UN gnomes (employed by the OMGTKK delegation), a talking cat, diplomatic dwarves and other odd sapient beings, an ambiguously gay barkeep, and a flatulent dragon going by the name Gurgle -- are common. Many UN ambassadors have permanent offices here, though many delegations have hired on substantial security staff, as much of the complex has been deemed unsafe: mutants and other bizarre creatures are fabled to have overrun large portions of the building's underground real-estate, as well as the floors formerly occupied by Enn and DemonLordEnigma. In addition, packs of overzealous office-stealers constantly prowl the halls, poised to bagsy a departing member's office and/or office supplies at a moment's notice. The facilities are managed by a vast bureaucracy aptly named the UN Building Mgmt, the staff of which tirelessly and thanklessly sees to mountains of paperwork, maintenance, cleaning and divying out much-demanded office space. Most UN business is conducted on the UN Forum or in the enormous, multi-story General Assembly chamber, though other affairs are negotiated in various committee rooms, meeting rooms for the UN's resident think-tanks, and the Strangers' Bar -- envoys often pulling cards from the UN Deck to state their government's position on issues that come before the international body.
In December 2005, a UN ambassador bumped on a wall of the 40th floor, and discovered a hidden local UN portal connected to the unknown and invisible from outside 69 3/4th floor.
A listing of the attributes of each floor of the UN building is listed below.
Floors
Floor Index: B-8 B-7 B-6 B-5 B-4 B-3 B-2 B-1 L 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 R 69 & 3/4
B-8
- Generators (appropriate for nations of all technological developement)
- Diesel Generators
- Nuclear Generators
- Steam Generators
- Plasma Generators
- Magic Generators
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Basement Floor:
- Forgottenlands/Aberdeen UN offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Basement Floor:
B-7
- Secret Offices
- Unofficial Listing of Offices on the 7th Basement Floor:
- UNOG Dungeon
- Ausserland UN Offices
- Unofficial Listing of Offices on the 7th Basement Floor:
B-6
- Parking
- Thermo-nuclear powered vehicles
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Basement Floor:
- Knootoss UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Basement Floor:
B-5
- Parking
- Hyrdogen fuel celled powered vehicles
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Basement Floor:
- Kivisto UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Basement Floor:
B-4
- Parking
- Electrically powered vehicles
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Basement Floor:
- UN DEFCON Secret Underground Bunker
- Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Basement Floor:
B-3
- Parking
- Diesel and petroleum powered vehicles
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 3rd Basement Floor:
- Gruenberg UN offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 3rd Basement Floor:
B-2
- Parking
- Steam powered vehicles
- Underground station
B-1
- Stables
Ground Floor
- Portals in and out of the building
- Ship Dock
- Lobby and waiting rooms
- Welcome Centre and Registration
- UN Forum
- General Assembly of the United Nations (occupies multiple floors)
- Gift shop
- UN Building Mgmt offices
1st
- General Assembly of the United Nations
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 1st Floor:
- Jey UN Office
- UN Gnomes Breakroom
- Official Listing of Offices on the 1st Floor:
2nd
- General Assembly of the United Nations
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 2nd Floor:
- UN Building Management Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 2nd Floor:
3rd
- General Assembly of the United Nations
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 3rd Floor:
- UN Compliance Gnomes Offices
- The Palentine,Palentine UN Office delegation and firing range
- Official Listing of Offices on the 3rd Floor:
4th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Floor:
- FAIRTRADE offices, meeting rooms, petting zoo, and tie-dye centre
- Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Floor:
5th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Floor:
- United Nations' Law Interpretation Department Offices
- Cluichstan UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Floor:
6th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Floor:
- NSO Saloon
- Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Floor:
7th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 7th Floor:
- Hirota UN offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 7th Floor:
8th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Floor:
- Omigodtheykilledkenny UN offices
- The Eternal Kawaii UN offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Floor:
9th
- Cigar Lounge and smoking room
- Library
10th
- Library
- Meame UN Mission offices (hidden inside library)
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 10th floor
- Ariddia UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 10th floor
11th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 11th Floor:
- Green Think Tank Offices and Meeting Rooms
- Official Listing of Offices on the 11th Floor:
12th
- Multidenominational chapel
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 12th Floor:
- The Pretenama Panel Offices and Meeting Rooms
- Official Listing of Offices on the 12th Floor:
13th
- UN Strangers' Bar
- National Delegations found in the Strangers' Bar:
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 13th Floor:
- Texan Hotrodders UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 13th Floor:
14th
15th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 15th Floor:
- The Black New World UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 15th Floor:
16th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 16th Floor:
- Goobergunchia UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 16th Floor:
17th
- Karaoke Bar
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 17th Floor:
- Ceorana UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 17th Floor:
18th
- Sky Lobby
- Cafeteria
- R&R Repealing Centre
19th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 19th Floor:
- Cobdenia UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 19th Floor:
20th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 20th Floor:
- Enn UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 20th Floor:
21st
- Offices
22nd
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 22nd Floor:
- Groot Gouda UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 22nd Floor:
23rd
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 23rd Floor:
- Telidia UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 23rd Floor:
24th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 24th Floor:
- Flibbleites UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 24th Floor:
25th
- MacDonalds
26th
- Offices
27th
- All night discoteque
28th
- Bubba Gump Seafood Restaurant
29th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 29th Floor:
- Former offices of Enn, now occupied by bizarre creatures decending from Ennish shandies.
- Official Listing of Offices on the 29th Floor:
30th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 30th Floor:
- Secretary-General's (Catherine Gratwick) Offices
- Sophista UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 30th Floor:
31st
- Shopping Centre
- Wesco's Supermarket
32nd
- Shopping Centre
- Starbucks
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 32nd Floor:
- Cobdenia UN Offices (the airducts above the florists)
- Official Listing of Offices on the 32nd Floor:
33rd
- Shopping Centre
34th
35th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 35th Floor:
- IRCO Offices and Meeting Rooms
- Official Listing of Offices on the 35th Floor:
36th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 36th Floor:
- UNEC Offices and Meeting Rooms
- Official Listing of Offices on the 36th Floor:
37th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 37th Floor:
- UNSC Offices and Meeting Rooms
- Official Listing of Offices on the 37th Floor:
38th
- Formerly Restaurant La Fou-Fou, currently being demolished for Randomea's UN offices, for serving without a food license.
39th
- Viewing platform
- Gift shop
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 39th Floor
- IMO Headquarters
- Official Listing of Offices on the 39th Floor
40th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 40th Floor:
- Venerable Libertarians UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 40th Floor:
NOTE: Large areas of this floor are considered uninhabitable from the period when occupied by DemonLordEnigma
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Roof
- Helipad
- Time Machine
- Teleportation Device
- Defensive Weapons (installed by UN DEFCON)
- Offensive Weapons (installed by UN DEFCON)
- "Offices"
- Official Listing of "Offices" on the Roof:
- St Edmundan Antarctic airship mooring-spire, & airship, on loan from St Edmund
- OMGTKK rooftop station
- Flibbleite Airship Landing Pad
- Official Listing of "Offices" on the Roof:
- The Syndicate regional offices (Broom closet of the Tank house).
Hovering Vulnerably 69 & 3/4 stories above the roof
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices Hovering Vulnerably 69 & 3/4 stories above the roof:
- Abandoned Love and esterel UN Offices, now used by CPESL as a Servicewomen's Lounge
- The Beltway UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices Hovering Vulnerably 69 & 3/4 stories above the roof: