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Revision as of 23:56, 2 June 2007
The UN Headquarters -- a massive complex comprising a 40-story building; substantial basement digs; a bar full of drunken diplomats; a saloon for filthy sovereigntist outlaws; an underground bunker where concerned nations secretly devise international-security schemes; and a dank, cobweb-filled dungeon where shadowy figures supposedly plot the UN's every move -- is reserved for conducting business pertaining to the NationStates United Nations. It occupies a secure, undisclosed location (though some say it sits in Sovereign UN Territory), where incidents involving militarized penguins, foul-mouthed naval dolphins, Cluichstani "servicewomen," Stripper Commandos, mysterious robed otaku, robot destructor bunnies, sacred goats, scummy Compliance Ministry gnomes, anti-UN gnomes (employed by the OMGTKK delegation), a talking cat, diplomatic dwarves and other odd sapient beings, an ambiguously gay barkeep, and a flatulent dragon going by the name Gurgle -- are common. Many UN ambassadors have permanent offices here, though many delegations have had to hire on substantial security staff as much of the complex has been deemed unsafe: mutants and other bizarre creatures are fabled to have overrun large portions of the building's underground real-estate, as well as the floors formerly occupied by Enn and DemonLordEnigma. In addition, packs of overzealous office-stealers constantly prowl the halls, poised to bagsy a departing member's office and/or office supplies at a moment's notice. The facilities are managed by a vast bureaucracy aptly named the UN Building Mgmt, the staff of which tirelessly and thanklessly sees to mountains of paperwork, maintenance, cleaning and divying out much-demanded office space. Most UN business is conducted on the UN Forum or in the enormous, multi-story General Assembly chamber, though other affairs are negotiated in various committee rooms, meeting rooms for the UN's resident think-tanks, and the Strangers' Bar -- envoys often pulling cards from the UN Deck to state their government's position on issues that come before the international body.
Floor Index
Floor Index: B-8 B-7 B-6 B-5 B-4 B-3 B-2 B-1 L 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 R 69+3/4
B-8
- Generators (appropriate for nations of all technological developement)
- Wood Stoves
- Diesel Generators
- Nuclear Generators
- Steam Generators
- Plasma Generators
- Magic Generators
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Basement Floor:
- Forgottenlands/Aberdeen UN offices [1]
- Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Basement Floor:
B-7
- Secret Offices
- Unofficial Listing of Offices on the 7th Basement Floor:
- UNOG Dungeon
- Ausserland UN Offices [2]
- Unofficial Listing of Offices on the 7th Basement Floor:
B-6
- Parking
- Thermo-nuclear powered vehicles
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Basement Floor:
- Knootoss UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Basement Floor:
B-5
- Parking
- Hyrdogen fuel celled powered vehicles
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Basement Floor:
- Kivisto UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Basement Floor:
B-4
- Parking
- Electrically powered vehicles
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Basement Floor:
- UN DEFCON Secret Underground Bunker
- Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Basement Floor:
B-3
- Parking
- Diesel and petroleum powered vehicles
- Offices
B-2
- Parking
- Steam powered vehicles
- Underground station
B-1
- Stables
- Valet Parking
Ground Floor
- Portals in and out of the building
- Ship Dock
- Lobby and waiting rooms
- Welcome Centre and Registration
- UN Forum
- General Assembly of the United Nations (occupies multiple floors)
- Gift shop
- UN Building Mgmt offices
1st
- General Assembly of the United Nations
- Offices
2nd
- General Assembly of the United Nations
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 2nd Floor:
- UN Building Management Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 2nd Floor:
3rd
- General Assembly of the United Nations
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 3rd Floor:
- UN Compliance Gnomes Offices
- The Palentine/Palentine UN Office delegation and firing range
- Official Listing of Offices on the 3rd Floor:
4th
- Translation Room
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Floor:
- FAIRTRADE offices, meeting rooms, petting zoo, and tie-dye centre
- UN Awards Committee Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Floor:
5th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Floor:
- United Nations' Law Interpretation Department Offices
- Cluichstan UN Offices
- The Most Glorious Hack UN Offices [5]
- Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Floor:
6th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Floor:
- NSO Saloon
- Allech-Atreus UN Offices & Multidimensional Transport Hub [6]
- Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Floor:
7th
8th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Floor:
- Omigodtheykilledkenny UN offices [8]
- The Eternal Kawaii UN offices [9]
- Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Floor:
9th
- Cigar Lounge and smoking room
- Library
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 9th Floor:
- Karmicaria UN offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 9th Floor:
10th
- Library
- Former Meame UN Mission offices (hidden inside library).
- Offices
11th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 11th Floor:
- Green Think Tank Offices and Meeting Rooms
- Official Listing of Offices on the 11th Floor:
12th
- Multidenominational chapel
- UN Headquarters General Hospital
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 12th Floor:
- The Pretenama Panel Offices and Meeting Rooms
- Official Listing of Offices on the 12th Floor:
13th
- UN Strangers' Bar
- National Delegations found in the Strangers' Bar:
- Offices
14th
15th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 15th Floor:
- The Black New World UN Offices
- Altanar UN Offices [13]
- Official Listing of Offices on the 15th Floor:
16th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 16th Floor:
- Goobergunchia UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 16th Floor:
17th
- Karaoke Bar
- Offices
- First Aid Centre
18th
- Sky Lobby
- Cafeteria
- R&R Repealing Centre Offices
19th
20th
- Rock Wall
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 20th Floor:
- Enn UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 20th Floor:
- Sports Centre
21st
- Offices
22nd
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 22nd Floor:
- Groot Gouda UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 22nd Floor:
23rd
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 23rd Floor:
- Telidia UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 23rd Floor:
24th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 24th Floor:
- Flibbleites UN Offices
- Crockeria UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 24th Floor:
25th
- Food Court
- McDonalds
- VIP Area
- All-Night Buffet
26th
- Grand Ballroom
- Offices
- Official Listing of offices on the 26th Floor
- The UK in Exile UN Offices
- Official Listing of offices on the 26th Floor
27th
- All night discoteque
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 27th Floor:
- Community Property UN Offices [16]
- Official Listing of Offices on the 27th Floor:
28th
- Bubba Gump Seafood Restaurant
- Tony's Palace Casino
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 28th Floor:
- Kampfers UN offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 28th Floor:
29th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 29th Floor:
- Former offices of Enn, now occupied by bizarre creatures decending from Ennish shandies.
- Official Listing of Offices on the 29th Floor:
30th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 30th Floor:
- Office of the Secretary-General (Catherine Gratwick)
- Sophista UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 30th Floor:
31st
- Shopping Centre
- Wesco's Supermarket
32nd
- Shopping Centre
- Starbucks
- Lo Fat's Chinese Laundry
- NSUN Lawyers Frogurt Stand
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 32nd Floor:
- Cobdenia UN Offices (the airducts above the florists)
- Official Listing of Offices on the 32nd Floor:
33rd
- Shopping Centre
- Wawa
- Walmart
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 33rd Floor:
- Sanguinex UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 33rd Floor:
34th
- Offices
35th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 35th Floor:
- IRCO Offices and Meeting Rooms
- Official Listing of Offices on the 35th Floor:
36th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 36th Floor:
- UNEC Offices and Meeting Rooms
- The Atlantian Isles Offices and Meeting Rooms
- Official Listing of Offices on the 36th Floor:
37th
- Offices
38th
- Formerly Restaurant La Fou-Fou, currently being demolished for Randomea's UN offices, for serving without a food license.
- Offices
39th
- Viewing platform
- Gift shop
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 39th Floor
- IMO Headquarters
- Official Listing of Offices on the 39th Floor
40th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 40th Floor:
- Venerable Libertarians UN Offices
- Ellelt UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 40th Floor:
NOTE: Large areas of this floor are considered uninhabitable from the period when occupied by DemonLordEnigma
Roof
- Helipad
- Time Machine
- Teleportation Device
- Defensive Weapons (installed by UN DEFCON)
- Offensive Weapons (installed by UN DEFCON)
- "Offices"
- Official Listing of "Offices" on the Roof:
- St Edmundan Antarctic airship mooring-spire, & airship on loan from St Edmund [20]
- OMGTKK rooftop station
- Flibbleite Airship Landing Pad
- Official Listing of "Offices" on the Roof:
- Former The Syndicate regional offices (Broom closet of the Tank house).
Hovering Vulnerably 69 & 3/4 stories above the roof
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices Hovering Vulnerably 69 & 3/4 stories above the roof:
- Abandoned Love and esterel UN Offices, now used by CPESL as a Servicewomen's Lounge
- The Beltway UN Offices
- The Wolf Guardians UN Offices [21]
- Official Listing of Offices Hovering Vulnerably 69 & 3/4 stories above the roof: