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− | + | <!--PLEASE **DO NOT** ADD YOUR NATION'S OFFICE UNLESS YOU HAVE TELEGRAMMED THE NATION 'UN BUILDING MGMT' OR HAVE HAD YOUR OFFICE CONFIRMED BY THEM ON THE UN FORUM. THANK YOU.--> | |
− | + | [[Image:Building.jpg|frame|right|The UN Building, a grotesque, mismatched nightmare of architectural design. To shore up funding (something the UN distinctly lacks), [[UN Building Mgmt]] has had to lease out ad space near the ground level.]] | |
+ | '''The UN Headquarters''' -- a massive complex comprising a 40-story building; substantial basement digs; a bar full of drunken diplomats; a saloon for filthy [[National Sovereignty Organization#Membership|sovereigntist]] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10080359&postcount=19 outlaws]; an underground [[UN DEFCON|bunker]] where concerned [[nations]] secretly devise international-security schemes; and a dank, cobweb-filled [[United Nations Old Guard|dungeon]] where shadowy figures supposedly plot the [[United Nations|UN]]'s every move -- is reserved for conducting business pertaining to the [[NationStates]] [[United Nations]]. It occupies a secure, undisclosed location (though some say it sits in [[Sovereign UN Territory]]), where incidents involving militarized penguins, foul-mouthed [[Antarctic Oasis#Native Sentients|naval dolphins]], [[Cluichstan|Cluichstani]] "servicewomen," [[Omigodtheykilledkenny#Kenny Armed Forces|Stripper Commandos]], mysterious robed otaku, robot destructor bunnies, sacred goats, scummy [[Compliance Ministry]] gnomes, anti-UN gnomes (employed by the [[Omigodtheykilledkenny|OMGTKK]] delegation), a talking cat, diplomatic [[dwarves]] and other odd sapient beings, an ambiguously gay barkeep, a [[Pierre-Jean Delormebleu|strange man]] handing round marzipan babies and a flatulent dragon going by the name Gurgle -- are common. Many UN [[List of Ambassadors to the United Nations|ambassadors]] have permanent offices here, though many delegations have had to hire on substantial security staff as much of the complex has been deemed unsafe: mutants and other bizarre creatures are fabled to have overrun large portions of the building's underground real-estate, as well as the floors formerly occupied by [[Enn]] and [[DemonLordEnigma]]. In addition, packs of overzealous office-stealers constantly prowl the halls, poised to bagsy a departing [[UN Member|member]]'s office and/or office supplies at a moment's notice. The facilities are managed by a vast bureaucracy aptly named the [[UN Building Mgmt]], the staff of which tirelessly and thanklessly sees to mountains of paperwork, maintenance, cleaning and divvying out much-demanded office space. Most UN business is conducted on the [[UN Forum]] or in the enormous, multi-story [[General Assembly]] chamber, though other affairs are negotiated in various committee rooms, meeting rooms for the UN's resident think-tanks, and the [[Strangers' Bar]] -- envoys often pulling cards from the [[UN Cards|UN Deck]] to state their government's position on issues that come before the international body. | ||
− | + | ==Floor Index== | |
− | + | <div border="0" id="toc" style="margin: 0 auto; width:100%; clear:both;"> | |
− | + | '''Floor Index:''' [[#B-8|B-8]] [[#B-7|B-7]] [[#B-6|B-6]] [[#B-5|B-5]] [[#B-4|B-4]] [[#B-3|B-3]] [[#B-2|B-2]] [[#B-1|B-1]] [[#Ground Floor|L]] [[#1st|1]] [[#2nd|2]] [[#3rd|3]] [[#4th|4]] [[#5th|5]] [[#6th|6]] [[#7th|7]] [[#8th|8]] [[#9th|9]] [[#10th|10]] [[#11th|11]] [[#12th|12]] [[#13th|13]] [[#14th|14]] [[#15th|15]] [[#16th|16]] [[#17th|17]] [[#18th|18]] [[#19th|19]] [[#20th|20]] [[#21st|21]] [[#22nd|22]] [[#23rd|23]] [[#24th|24]] [[#25th|25]] [[#26th|26]] [[#27th|27]] [[#28th|28]] [[#29th|29]] [[#30th|30]] [[#31st|31]] [[#32nd|32]] [[#33rd|33]] [[#34th|34]] [[#35th|35]] [[#36th|36]] [[#37th|37]] [[#38th|38]] [[#39th|39]] [[#40th|40]] [[#Roof|R]] [[#Hovering Vulnerably 69 & 3/4 stories above the roof|69+3/4]] __NOTOC__ | |
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− | <div border="0" id="toc" style="margin: 0 auto;" | + | |
− | '''Floor Index:''' [[#B-8|B-8]] [[#B-7|B-7]] [[#B-6|B-6]] [[#B-5|B-5]] [[#B-4|B-4]] [[#B-3|B-3]] [[#B-2|B-2]] [[#B-1|B-1]] [[#Ground Floor|L]] [[#1st|1]] [[#2nd|2]] [[#3rd|3]] [[#4th|4]] [[#5th|5]] [[#6th|6]] [[#7th|7]] [[#8th|8]] [[#9th|9]] [[#10th|10]] [[#11th|11]] [[#12th|12]] [[#13th|13]] [[#14th|14]] [[#15th|15]] [[#16th|16]] [[#17th|17]] [[#18th|18]] [[#19th|19]] [[#20th|20]] [[#21st|21]] [[#22nd|22]] [[#23rd|23]] [[#24th|24]] [[#25th|25]] [[#26th|26]] [[#27th|27]] [[#28th|28]] [[#29th|29]] [[#30th|30]] [[#31st|31]] [[#32nd|32]] [[#33rd|33]] [[#34th|34]] [[#35th|35]] [[#36th|36]] [[#37th|37]] [[#38th|38]] [[#39th|39]] [[#40th|40]] [[#Roof|R]] [[#Hovering Vulnerably 69 & 3/4 stories above the roof|69 | + | |
</div> | </div> | ||
===B-8=== | ===B-8=== | ||
− | *Generators (appropriate for nations of all technological | + | *Generators (appropriate for nations of all technological development) |
+ | **Wood Stoves | ||
**Diesel Generators | **Diesel Generators | ||
**Nuclear Generators | **Nuclear Generators | ||
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*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Basement Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Basement Floor: | ||
− | ***[[Forgotten Territories|Forgottenlands]]/[[Aberdeen]] UN offices | + | ***[[Forgotten Territories|Forgottenlands]]/[[Aberdeen]] UN offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11116043&postcount=10] |
===B-7=== | ===B-7=== | ||
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**Unofficial Listing of Offices on the 7th Basement Floor: | **Unofficial Listing of Offices on the 7th Basement Floor: | ||
***[[UNOG]] Dungeon | ***[[UNOG]] Dungeon | ||
− | ***[[Ausserland]] UN Offices | + | ***[[Ausserland]] UN Offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11115788&postcount=6] |
===B-6=== | ===B-6=== | ||
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===B-5=== | ===B-5=== | ||
*Parking | *Parking | ||
− | ** | + | **Hydrogen fuel celled powered vehicles |
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Basement Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Basement Floor: | ||
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*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 3rd Basement Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 3rd Basement Floor: | ||
− | ***[[Gruenberg]] UN offices | + | ***[[Gruenberg]] UN offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11193635&postcount=76] |
===B-2=== | ===B-2=== | ||
*Parking | *Parking | ||
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===B-1=== | ===B-1=== | ||
*Stables | *Stables | ||
+ | *Valet Parking | ||
===Ground Floor=== | ===Ground Floor=== | ||
*Portals in and out of the building | *Portals in and out of the building | ||
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*Welcome Centre and Registration | *Welcome Centre and Registration | ||
*[[UN Forum]] | *[[UN Forum]] | ||
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*Gift shop | *Gift shop | ||
*[[UN Building Mgmt]] offices | *[[UN Building Mgmt]] offices | ||
− | + | [[Image:Generalassembly.jpg|right|frame|The [[General Assembly]] chambers.]] | |
===1st=== | ===1st=== | ||
− | *General Assembly of the United Nations | + | *[[General Assembly]] of the United Nations (occupies multiple floors) |
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 1st Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 1st Floor: | ||
− | ***[[Jey]] UN Office | + | ***[[Jey]] UN Office [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11115979&postcount=9] |
***UN Gnomes Breakroom | ***UN Gnomes Breakroom | ||
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**Official Listing of Offices on the 3rd Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 3rd Floor: | ||
***UN Compliance Gnomes Offices | ***UN Compliance Gnomes Offices | ||
− | ***[[The Palentine]] | + | ***[[The Palentine]]/[[Palentine UN Office]] delegation and firing range |
===4th=== | ===4th=== | ||
+ | *Translation Room | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Floor: | ||
*** [[FAIRTRADE]] offices, meeting rooms, petting zoo, and tie-dye centre | *** [[FAIRTRADE]] offices, meeting rooms, petting zoo, and tie-dye centre | ||
+ | *** UN Awards Committee Offices | ||
===5th=== | ===5th=== | ||
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***United Nations' Law Interpretation Department Offices | ***United Nations' Law Interpretation Department Offices | ||
***[[Cluichstan]] UN Offices | ***[[Cluichstan]] UN Offices | ||
+ | ***[[The Most Glorious Hack]] UN Offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11116439&postcount=15] | ||
===6th=== | ===6th=== | ||
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**Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Floor: | ||
***[[National Sovereignty Organization|NSO]] Saloon | ***[[National Sovereignty Organization|NSO]] Saloon | ||
− | ***[[Allech-Atreus]] UN Offices | + | ***former [[Allech-Atreus]] office[http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12169283&postcount=127], now the [[Snefaldia]]n UN Offices[http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13064695&postcount=158] |
===7th=== | ===7th=== | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 7th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 7th Floor: | ||
− | ***[[Hirota]] UN offices | + | ***[[Hirota]] UN offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11150512&postcount=62] |
===8th=== | ===8th=== | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Floor: | ||
− | ***[[Omigodtheykilledkenny]] UN offices | + | ***[[Omigodtheykilledkenny]] UN offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11699552&postcount=87] |
− | ***[[The Eternal Kawaii]] UN offices | + | ***[[The Eternal Kawaii]] UN offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11173371&postcount=74] |
===9th=== | ===9th=== | ||
*Cigar Lounge and smoking room | *Cigar Lounge and smoking room | ||
*Library | *Library | ||
− | * | + | *Offices |
+ | **Official Listing of Offices on the 9th Floor: | ||
+ | ***[[Karmicaria]] UN offices | ||
===10th=== | ===10th=== | ||
*Library | *Library | ||
− | **[[Meame UN Mission]] offices (hidden inside library) | + | **Former [[Meame UN Mission]] offices (hidden inside library). |
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 10th floor | **Official Listing of Offices on the 10th floor | ||
− | ***[[Ariddia]] UN Offices | + | ***[[Ariddia]] UN Offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11117981&postcount=23] |
===11th=== | ===11th=== | ||
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***[[Green Think Tank]] Offices and Meeting Rooms | ***[[Green Think Tank]] Offices and Meeting Rooms | ||
===12th=== | ===12th=== | ||
− | * | + | *Multi-denominational chapel |
*UN Headquarters General Hospital | *UN Headquarters General Hospital | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
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===13th=== | ===13th=== | ||
− | *UN Strangers' Bar | + | *UN [[Strangers' Bar]] |
**National Delegations found in the Strangers' Bar: | **National Delegations found in the Strangers' Bar: | ||
***[[Roathin]] | ***[[Roathin]] | ||
− | ***[[Ardchoille]] | + | ***[[Ardchoille]] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11130208&postcount=41] |
+ | ***[[Bears Armed]] | ||
+ | ***[[Invisible Wabbits]] | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 13th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 13th Floor: | ||
− | ***[[ | + | ***[[HotRodia]] UN Offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11130055&postcount=40] |
+ | |||
===14th=== | ===14th=== | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
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**Official Listing of Offices on the 15th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 15th Floor: | ||
***[[The Black New World]] UN Offices | ***[[The Black New World]] UN Offices | ||
+ | ***[[Altanar]] UN Offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12006947&postcount=125] | ||
+ | |||
===16th=== | ===16th=== | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
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*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 17th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 17th Floor: | ||
− | ***[[Ceorana]] UN Offices | + | ***[[Ceorana]] UN Offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11695965&postcount=83] |
+ | *First Aid Centre | ||
===18th=== | ===18th=== | ||
*Sky Lobby | *Sky Lobby | ||
*Cafeteria | *Cafeteria | ||
− | *[[R&R]] Repealing Centre | + | *[[R&R]] Repealing Centre Offices |
===19th=== | ===19th=== | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 19th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 19th Floor: | ||
− | ***[[Cobdenia]] UN Offices | + | ***[[Cobdenia]] UN Offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11117725&postcount=20] |
+ | [[Image:Feralbabies.jpg|right|frame|[[Yelda|Yeldan]] sculptor [[Yœthe Gørr]]'s masterpiece, My Struggles amongst the Feral Babies of Glog, stands outside the UN Building.]] | ||
===20th=== | ===20th=== | ||
+ | *Rock Wall | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 20th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 20th Floor: | ||
***[[Enn]] UN Offices | ***[[Enn]] UN Offices | ||
− | + | *Sports Centre | |
===21st=== | ===21st=== | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
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**Official Listing of Offices on the 24th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 24th Floor: | ||
***[[Flibbleites]] UN Offices | ***[[Flibbleites]] UN Offices | ||
+ | |||
===25th=== | ===25th=== | ||
− | * | + | *Food Court |
+ | **McDonalds | ||
+ | *VIP Area | ||
+ | *All-Night Buffet | ||
+ | |||
===26th=== | ===26th=== | ||
+ | *Grand Ballroom | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of offices on the 26th Floor | **Official Listing of offices on the 26th Floor | ||
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===27th=== | ===27th=== | ||
− | *All night | + | *All night discotheque |
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 27th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 27th Floor: | ||
− | ***[[Community Property]] UN Offices | + | ***[[Community Property]] UN Offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11743162&postcount=119] |
===28th=== | ===28th=== | ||
*Bubba Gump Seafood Restaurant | *Bubba Gump Seafood Restaurant | ||
+ | *Tony's Palace Casino | ||
+ | |||
===29th=== | ===29th=== | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 29th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 29th Floor: | ||
− | ***Former offices of [[Enn]], now occupied by bizarre creatures | + | ***Former offices of [[Enn]], now occupied by bizarre creatures descending from Ennish shandies. |
===30th=== | ===30th=== | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 30th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 30th Floor: | ||
− | ***Secretary-General | + | ***Office of the Secretary-General ([[Sovereign UN Territory#Important People|Catherine Gratwick]]) |
***[[Sophista]] UN Offices | ***[[Sophista]] UN Offices | ||
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*Shopping Centre | *Shopping Centre | ||
*Starbucks | *Starbucks | ||
+ | *Lo Fat's Chinese Laundry | ||
+ | *[[NSUN Lawyers]] Frogurt Stand | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 32nd Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 32nd Floor: | ||
− | ***[[Cobdenia]] UN Offices (the | + | ***[[Cobdenia]] UN Offices (the air ducts above the florists) |
===33rd=== | ===33rd=== | ||
*Shopping Centre | *Shopping Centre | ||
+ | **Wawa | ||
+ | **Walmart | ||
+ | *Offices | ||
+ | **Official Listing of Offices on the 33rd Floor: | ||
+ | ***[[Sanguinex]] UN Offices | ||
+ | |||
===34th=== | ===34th=== | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 34th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 34th Floor: | ||
***[[Compadria]] UN Offices | ***[[Compadria]] UN Offices | ||
− | ***[[Norderia]] UN Offices | + | ***[[Norderia]] UN Offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11116530&postcount=17] |
===35th=== | ===35th=== | ||
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**Official Listing of Offices on the 36th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 36th Floor: | ||
***[[UNEC]] Offices and Meeting Rooms | ***[[UNEC]] Offices and Meeting Rooms | ||
+ | |||
===37th=== | ===37th=== | ||
*Offices | *Offices | ||
**Official Listing of Offices on the 37th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 37th Floor: | ||
− | ***[[UNSC]] Offices and Meeting Rooms | + | ***[[United Nations Space Consortium|UNSC]] Offices and Meeting Rooms |
+ | ***[[Zanski]] UN Offices | ||
+ | |||
===38th=== | ===38th=== | ||
*Formerly Restaurant La Fou-Fou, currently being demolished for Randomea's UN offices, for serving without a food license. | *Formerly Restaurant La Fou-Fou, currently being demolished for Randomea's UN offices, for serving without a food license. | ||
+ | *Offices | ||
+ | **Official Listing of Offices on the 39th Floor | ||
+ | ***[[Drae Nei]] UN Offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12002957&postcount=124] | ||
+ | ***[[Randomea]] UN Offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11117270&postcount=19] | ||
===39th=== | ===39th=== | ||
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**Official Listing of Offices on the 40th Floor: | **Official Listing of Offices on the 40th Floor: | ||
***[[Venerable Libertarians]] UN Offices | ***[[Venerable Libertarians]] UN Offices | ||
+ | ***[[Ellelt]] UN Offices | ||
'''NOTE:''' ''Large areas of this floor are considered uninhabitable from the period when occupied by [[DemonLordEnigma]]'' | '''NOTE:''' ''Large areas of this floor are considered uninhabitable from the period when occupied by [[DemonLordEnigma]]'' | ||
− | + | ||
− | + | ||
===Roof=== | ===Roof=== | ||
*Helipad | *Helipad | ||
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*"Offices" | *"Offices" | ||
**Official Listing of "Offices" on the Roof: | **Official Listing of "Offices" on the Roof: | ||
− | ***[[St Edmundan Antarctic]] airship mooring-spire, & airship | + | ***[[St Edmundan Antarctic]] airship mooring-spire, & airship on loan from [[St Edmund]] [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11117923&postcount=22] |
***OMGTKK rooftop station | ***OMGTKK rooftop station | ||
***Flibbleite Airship Landing Pad | ***Flibbleite Airship Landing Pad | ||
− | |||
===Hovering Vulnerably 69 & 3/4 stories above the roof=== | ===Hovering Vulnerably 69 & 3/4 stories above the roof=== | ||
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***Abandoned [[Love and esterel]] UN Offices, now used by CPESL as a Servicewomen's Lounge | ***Abandoned [[Love and esterel]] UN Offices, now used by CPESL as a Servicewomen's Lounge | ||
***[[The Beltway]] UN Offices | ***[[The Beltway]] UN Offices | ||
− | ***[[The Wolf Guardians]] UN Offices | + | ***[[The Wolf Guardians]] UN Offices [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11747034&postcount=121] |
==Additional Materials== | ==Additional Materials== | ||
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*[[UN Timeline]]<br> | *[[UN Timeline]]<br> | ||
*[[UN Forum]]<br> | *[[UN Forum]]<br> | ||
+ | * [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=486600 What is your UN rep's office like?] | ||
* [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=310853 United Nations Strangers' Bar] | * [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=310853 United Nations Strangers' Bar] | ||
− | |||
*[http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9958764&postcount=9 Where is the UN Building?]<br> | *[http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9958764&postcount=9 Where is the UN Building?]<br> | ||
+ | * [http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=507747 Routine floor debate explodes into all-out brawl] | ||
*[http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438181 Daring expedition to the 40th floor]<br> | *[http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438181 Daring expedition to the 40th floor]<br> | ||
*[http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=458995 UN resignation sparks office-space feud] | *[http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=458995 UN resignation sparks office-space feud] | ||
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[[Category:World Heritage List]] | [[Category:World Heritage List]] | ||
[[Category:Buildings]] | [[Category:Buildings]] | ||
+ | [[Category:UN Building Mgmt]] |
Latest revision as of 18:11, 10 October 2007
The UN Headquarters -- a massive complex comprising a 40-story building; substantial basement digs; a bar full of drunken diplomats; a saloon for filthy sovereigntist outlaws; an underground bunker where concerned nations secretly devise international-security schemes; and a dank, cobweb-filled dungeon where shadowy figures supposedly plot the UN's every move -- is reserved for conducting business pertaining to the NationStates United Nations. It occupies a secure, undisclosed location (though some say it sits in Sovereign UN Territory), where incidents involving militarized penguins, foul-mouthed naval dolphins, Cluichstani "servicewomen," Stripper Commandos, mysterious robed otaku, robot destructor bunnies, sacred goats, scummy Compliance Ministry gnomes, anti-UN gnomes (employed by the OMGTKK delegation), a talking cat, diplomatic dwarves and other odd sapient beings, an ambiguously gay barkeep, a strange man handing round marzipan babies and a flatulent dragon going by the name Gurgle -- are common. Many UN ambassadors have permanent offices here, though many delegations have had to hire on substantial security staff as much of the complex has been deemed unsafe: mutants and other bizarre creatures are fabled to have overrun large portions of the building's underground real-estate, as well as the floors formerly occupied by Enn and DemonLordEnigma. In addition, packs of overzealous office-stealers constantly prowl the halls, poised to bagsy a departing member's office and/or office supplies at a moment's notice. The facilities are managed by a vast bureaucracy aptly named the UN Building Mgmt, the staff of which tirelessly and thanklessly sees to mountains of paperwork, maintenance, cleaning and divvying out much-demanded office space. Most UN business is conducted on the UN Forum or in the enormous, multi-story General Assembly chamber, though other affairs are negotiated in various committee rooms, meeting rooms for the UN's resident think-tanks, and the Strangers' Bar -- envoys often pulling cards from the UN Deck to state their government's position on issues that come before the international body.
Floor Index
Floor Index: B-8 B-7 B-6 B-5 B-4 B-3 B-2 B-1 L 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 R 69+3/4
B-8
- Generators (appropriate for nations of all technological development)
- Wood Stoves
- Diesel Generators
- Nuclear Generators
- Steam Generators
- Plasma Generators
- Magic Generators
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Basement Floor:
- Forgottenlands/Aberdeen UN offices [1]
- Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Basement Floor:
B-7
- Secret Offices
- Unofficial Listing of Offices on the 7th Basement Floor:
- UNOG Dungeon
- Ausserland UN Offices [2]
- Unofficial Listing of Offices on the 7th Basement Floor:
B-6
- Parking
- Thermo-nuclear powered vehicles
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Basement Floor:
- Knootoss UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Basement Floor:
B-5
- Parking
- Hydrogen fuel celled powered vehicles
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Basement Floor:
- Kivisto UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Basement Floor:
B-4
- Parking
- Electrically powered vehicles
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Basement Floor:
- UN DEFCON Secret Underground Bunker
- Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Basement Floor:
B-3
- Parking
- Diesel and petroleum powered vehicles
- Offices
B-2
- Parking
- Steam powered vehicles
- Underground station
B-1
- Stables
- Valet Parking
Ground Floor
- Portals in and out of the building
- Ship Dock
- Lobby and waiting rooms
- Welcome Centre and Registration
- UN Forum
- Gift shop
- UN Building Mgmt offices
1st
- General Assembly of the United Nations (occupies multiple floors)
- Offices
2nd
- General Assembly of the United Nations
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 2nd Floor:
- UN Building Management Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 2nd Floor:
3rd
- General Assembly of the United Nations
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 3rd Floor:
- UN Compliance Gnomes Offices
- The Palentine/Palentine UN Office delegation and firing range
- Official Listing of Offices on the 3rd Floor:
4th
- Translation Room
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Floor:
- FAIRTRADE offices, meeting rooms, petting zoo, and tie-dye centre
- UN Awards Committee Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 4th Floor:
5th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Floor:
- United Nations' Law Interpretation Department Offices
- Cluichstan UN Offices
- The Most Glorious Hack UN Offices [5]
- Official Listing of Offices on the 5th Floor:
6th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Floor:
- NSO Saloon
- former Allech-Atreus office[6], now the Snefaldian UN Offices[7]
- Official Listing of Offices on the 6th Floor:
7th
8th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Floor:
- Omigodtheykilledkenny UN offices [9]
- The Eternal Kawaii UN offices [10]
- Official Listing of Offices on the 8th Floor:
9th
- Cigar Lounge and smoking room
- Library
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 9th Floor:
- Karmicaria UN offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 9th Floor:
10th
- Library
- Former Meame UN Mission offices (hidden inside library).
- Offices
11th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 11th Floor:
- Green Think Tank Offices and Meeting Rooms
- Official Listing of Offices on the 11th Floor:
12th
- Multi-denominational chapel
- UN Headquarters General Hospital
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 12th Floor:
- The Pretenama Panel Offices and Meeting Rooms
- Official Listing of Offices on the 12th Floor:
13th
- UN Strangers' Bar
- National Delegations found in the Strangers' Bar:
- Offices
14th
15th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 15th Floor:
- The Black New World UN Offices
- Altanar UN Offices [14]
- Official Listing of Offices on the 15th Floor:
16th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 16th Floor:
- Goobergunchia UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 16th Floor:
17th
- Karaoke Bar
- Offices
- First Aid Centre
18th
- Sky Lobby
- Cafeteria
- R&R Repealing Centre Offices
19th
20th
- Rock Wall
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 20th Floor:
- Enn UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 20th Floor:
- Sports Centre
21st
- Offices
22nd
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 22nd Floor:
- Groot Gouda UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 22nd Floor:
23rd
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 23rd Floor:
- Telidia UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 23rd Floor:
24th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 24th Floor:
- Flibbleites UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 24th Floor:
25th
- Food Court
- McDonalds
- VIP Area
- All-Night Buffet
26th
- Grand Ballroom
- Offices
- Official Listing of offices on the 26th Floor
- The UK in Exile UN Offices
- Official Listing of offices on the 26th Floor
27th
- All night discotheque
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 27th Floor:
- Community Property UN Offices [17]
- Official Listing of Offices on the 27th Floor:
28th
- Bubba Gump Seafood Restaurant
- Tony's Palace Casino
29th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 29th Floor:
- Former offices of Enn, now occupied by bizarre creatures descending from Ennish shandies.
- Official Listing of Offices on the 29th Floor:
30th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 30th Floor:
- Office of the Secretary-General (Catherine Gratwick)
- Sophista UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 30th Floor:
31st
- Shopping Centre
- Wesco's Supermarket
32nd
- Shopping Centre
- Starbucks
- Lo Fat's Chinese Laundry
- NSUN Lawyers Frogurt Stand
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 32nd Floor:
- Cobdenia UN Offices (the air ducts above the florists)
- Official Listing of Offices on the 32nd Floor:
33rd
- Shopping Centre
- Wawa
- Walmart
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 33rd Floor:
- Sanguinex UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 33rd Floor:
34th
- Offices
35th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 35th Floor:
- IRCO Offices and Meeting Rooms
- Official Listing of Offices on the 35th Floor:
36th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 36th Floor:
- UNEC Offices and Meeting Rooms
- Official Listing of Offices on the 36th Floor:
37th
- Offices
38th
- Formerly Restaurant La Fou-Fou, currently being demolished for Randomea's UN offices, for serving without a food license.
- Offices
39th
- Viewing platform
- Gift shop
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 39th Floor
- IMO Headquarters
- Official Listing of Offices on the 39th Floor
40th
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 40th Floor:
- Venerable Libertarians UN Offices
- Ellelt UN Offices
- Official Listing of Offices on the 40th Floor:
NOTE: Large areas of this floor are considered uninhabitable from the period when occupied by DemonLordEnigma
Roof
- Helipad
- Time Machine
- Teleportation Device
- Defensive Weapons (installed by UN DEFCON)
- Offensive Weapons (installed by UN DEFCON)
- "Offices"
- Official Listing of "Offices" on the Roof:
- St Edmundan Antarctic airship mooring-spire, & airship on loan from St Edmund [21]
- OMGTKK rooftop station
- Flibbleite Airship Landing Pad
- Official Listing of "Offices" on the Roof:
Hovering Vulnerably 69 & 3/4 stories above the roof
- Offices
- Official Listing of Offices Hovering Vulnerably 69 & 3/4 stories above the roof:
- Abandoned Love and esterel UN Offices, now used by CPESL as a Servicewomen's Lounge
- The Beltway UN Offices
- The Wolf Guardians UN Offices [22]
- Official Listing of Offices Hovering Vulnerably 69 & 3/4 stories above the roof: